dontcryimalreadydead #sexist reddit.com

How females flirt: LOL if we did this we would get shitted on for not even trying.

A friend of mine sent me this article

7 signs a girl likes you:

1) Her Voice Gets Faster And/Or Higher: voice become more high-pitched and quick-paced when she’s talking with you? If so, she’s probably flirting.

2) She Uses Flirtatious Touching: She’ll show her interest with a romantic touch (on your shoulder, middle back or knee).

3) She Gives You More Intense Eye Contact: Intensely holding eye contact is a surprisingly intimate action. So naturally, we seem to hold eye contact longer with people we like.

4) When She Smiles, You See Crow’s Feet.

5) She ‘Flirts’ With Her Body Language: Mimicking and direction of her feet.

6) She Shows You Her Hands.

7) She Talks A Lot.

If any of us did this shit all the normies would accuse us of not trying but when females do it and it doesn't work. They are comforted and assured it's not their fault:

roastie enabler: It's not your fault, men are just too dumb and oblivious to notice obvious flirting.

feminist cuck: Hahaha yeah us men are retarded. When I look back at the obvious signs I missed. I go: D'oh.

No cuck, none of these signs are obvious (seriously who the fuck looks at crow feet or pay attention to the direction of her feet?) This is just ambiguous, plausible deniable bullshit because females are to dumb to directly ask a guy out when its almost guaranteed to work. Also some females do this just to be friendly. Like the old saying goes "one woman's flirting is another's hello" (hint: sub 8 looks it's hello, above it's flirting).

Whatever no woman will do this for us. We'll just get this look. I just wanted to point out the hypocrisy and double standard.

7 comments

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register. Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.