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[4/15/2017 11:11:56 AM]
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Demon Duck of Doom
4/15/2017 12:39:30 PM
I suspect the creator has even less experience with sex than I...
PS: The upper picture is just painful to look at.
PPS: What if the white boy has
an 18 inch cock, thicker than a gallon milk can
4/15/2017 3:05:28 PM
The average black man has a penis which is only slightly longer the average white man. It's only like 1cm, I think? That's not really significant.
4/15/2017 9:56:13 PM
Trying to convince women that you're blanketly more likely to have a large penis (the truth of that is not what you portray) and not so subtly saying that's all you've got going for you but it should be good enough for them and nevermind the whole treating women as strategic breeding stock who have no other goals in life but to get knocked up bit... yeah, that doesn't sound laughably desperate or anything.
4/16/2017 12:32:57 AM
I'm pretty sure most women would forgo painful sex, which the top image looks like it would be, for a more comfortable time in bed, even if the man has a smaller penis.
4/16/2017 2:29:48 AM
I like how the top image makes no qualms about the organ displacing nature of the example given, as if the uterus is made entirely of some sort of rubber stress toy that can just be mashed into a ball.
4/16/2017 6:07:40 AM
Most women get off on the stimulation of their clitoris, where penis size is irrelevant. Argument invalid. Work on your head game.
Also, life is not a hentai and that is so not how things work. I'd hate to be the girl in #1.
4/16/2017 6:46:41 AM
I remember Milk-Jug-Cock-guy. I especially remember that he was a big rambling non-sequitur on par with "Time Cube".
And the OP....All I can say is....*OUCH!*.
Also; Aren't Black Supremacists usually against intercolor dating/marriage/sex/babymaking as much as White Supremacists?
Also; The OP needs to hear about Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, John Hamm, Tom Sizemore and other white guys with big dingdongs.
In fact; When one thinks about it, penetration isn't even necessary!
[WARNING!: TMI SEX-ED XXX DESCRIPTION STUFF AHEAD!]
The most sensitive part of a penis is the underside.
The most sensitive parts of a vulva are the clitoris and labia area.
You can still have red-hot naked full-blown humpy sex with the guy frotting his underside-length on the gal's vulva-opening-area. It's not only stimulating to both but you don't need to make an extra effort in stimulating the clit. Everything is taken care of and there's no need for contraceptive devices/drugs (provided the guy spooges on the gals tummy).
Heck! Most gay guys frot their rods together and gay gals do that "scissor" thing.
There's even gay porn involving "Inter-gluteal sex" (Butt/Anal/Frot Sex. Look it up).
Penetration is overrated. Leave the penetration stuff to the fingers/sex toys/tongue (rimming is kinda gross but better with an oral dam. There's germs and stuff, there.)
I MUST SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FROT-SEX!
I also think the term "Dry-Hump" sounds as erotic as a root canal. The word, "dry" should not be associated with sexual-anything. It sounds painful.
Why I like the idea of Frot-Sex.
You're having sexytimes and there's oral involved. Well; After tasting the candy cane, you decide to do the humping....now you have to stop for a moment and....
* Put on a condom.
* Don another condom (if you use a condom for oral).
....It takes the momentum out of things.
If you're into penetration, the gal may use a spermicide to make the condom-action extra-effective....but if you wish to taste the lotus-flower, it'll taste wrong.
It gets confusing.
You're in the heat of the moment, you don't want kids, you don't want a horrible disease, you don't want to be a careless idiot....
....Bring on Frot-Sex!
But make extra-sure the spooge ends up on the gal's belly or chest. Getting that stuff near her vulva is bound to enter the "danger zone". There are very rare cases of 'virgin' (that's a stupid concept) girls who got pregnant because some semen dribbled in the vulva-area.
Sorry for the porny TMI and the cis-gendered focus of my terminology.
4/16/2017 9:56:56 AM
Hu's On First
I'm wondering if this is a Poe. Perhaps the top image was made painful-looking on purpose? This seems like something a white supremacist might make if he was into reverse psychology. Especially the reference to the friendzone; that's not a term commonly used by black supremacists, but the alt-right and incels both use it a lot.
4/16/2017 9:00:12 PM
Insert Something Awful's emoticon of Psyduck holding its head.
Because that's honestly the only thing that can describe my reaction to this.
4/17/2017 3:07:04 AM
@Hu's On First
That would explain everything! A White Supremacist creates a weird diagram of what he presumes a Black guy would think based on kooky stereotypes as some sort of colorphobic satire.
4/18/2017 3:46:30 PM
@ Hu's On First, SpukiKitty
Last time I thought that it turned out there really were black racists that completely ridiculous and self-demeaning. So while this certainly gives off that kind of feel just remember: if you have to ask the answer is yes, they really
be that stupid.
4/18/2017 8:49:11 PM