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The vagina is a liberal organ of Satan, present in all females after the fall of man, that exists to seduce unwittingly stupid men into vile abominations unto the Lord. However, in Western culture, this evil organ is somehow given godlike status and has prompted numerous individuals into hysteria regarding the exalted status of this filthy demonic body part. Matthew 7:18 says "A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit." It is objectively verifiable that since this corrupt organ does evil while sinners think that it does good, the evil fruits are what it produces.
Liberals like to think that society should talk more positively about this disgrace to God's kingdom, citing the justification that the entire body is wonderful, and righteousness and self control are obsolete. Romans 12:1 clearly says that "I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service." Therefore, highlighting and focusing on the worst part of anatomy is not what God intended.
"And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons." Genesis 3:7 notes the shame that this nasty part brought Eve, and that it needed to be covered up. If liberals were correct in their assessment that it was natural and not shameful, there would be absolutely no reason to cover it up. Liberal logic fails once more.
This evil thing can be used as an instrument of coercion, leading people to Hell. Numerous men were sent to Hell after this evil organ was used by the evil succubus Taylor Swift who possessed many men into a lustful trance, and since they all rejected the Lord Jesus Christ, they fell deeper and deeper until the succubus found the next victim. Satan formed Swift into such a way, having perfectly circular and perky breasts to trick unwittingly stupid men into engaging in utter depravity with the utmost evil organ of shame and sin.

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