The Strawman Smackdown:
1. I'm a white leftist. I've never said all white people are evil and racist. Only a small fraction of them are.
2. Evolutionary Darwinism =/= Social Darwinism.
3. Not all police, only the bad ones. We should have programs to limit this racism problem.
4. Minorities are just as smart as majorities, but some (not necessarily all) may be oppressed by members of said majority through certain aspects of society. Some may need help.
5. WTF?! Who says that?!
6. Not all drugs, but marijuana is perfectly fine, as long as you're responsible with it. Aren't you conservatives all about personal responsibility?
7. Authoritarian Left =/= Libertarian Left. Not all leftists are the same.
8. I and many other leftists are perfectly happy to debate issues using civil discourse. There are some on the left who just use name-calling, yes, as there are others on the right who do the same thing, calling us 'commie socialists'.
9. See above.
10. Personally, as a socialist, no, I don't like capitalism, but not all leftists hate capitalism. Exploitation of workers by businesses is what we're united against.
11. I'm a pacifist. I hate all wars, though I know some do need to be fought to, say, stop an authoritarian regime from taking over the world (WWII, for example).
12. Both news sources have obvious bias, though Fox is far-right and MSNBC is centrist/center-left (more left-wing in the US than the rest of the world). I use NPR and The Guardian instead.
13. Moderate Muslims shouldn't be oppressed. It's the radical free-woman-haters that we are against.
14. I wasn't a fan of Obama, either. He had some good policies, but there were bad ones, too. Again, not all leftists.
15. There is such a thing as the Libertarian Left, you know, who don't necessarily want big government any more than you do.
16. Religious freedom. It's in the Constitution. You should read it sometime.
17. You can't exactly equate something like 'n***er' with 'honky'. One brings memories of centuries of racial oppression; the other is just rude. I don't want either of them said, but I won't try to suppress your speech (another freedom we have in the Constitution, by the way).
18. Taxing the ultra-wealthy the same as the ultra-poor is completely ludicrous and unjust. The rich should contribute their fair share to live in this country.
19. Aborting clumps of cells is not the same as taking a human life. False equivalency.
20. The environment is necessary to survive, you know. We need clean air to breathe. Stopping fossil fuel emissions is important.
21. Not all right-wingers are killers, just as not all Muslims are terrorists. You're not getting this, are you?
22. Do you know how free speech works? You can go ahead and prove hate-speakers wrong. Read a book.
23. Those don't contradict each other.
In conclusion: not all right-wingers are evil, not all left-wingers are evil, and MyIllnessPersists is an idiot.