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Do you know why I love Twilight? Because I’m Bella. I’m 100% Bella. Bella is I. Her mind and her loyalty is my mind and my loyalty. My lover doesn’t have to be 6 or 8 packs with a gigantic penis. I’m a very extremely Bella Boy. I’m Bella. I’m very extremely Bella-like. Only one exception, I’m a Christian and she is an atheist. The way Bella talks is my way when talking. The way Bella thinks and ponders in her mind is my way when go thinking and pondering. I’m Peter the Bella. When I see Bella, I see me, I see myself. This is the key crucial and the only reason why I love Twilight series.

The way Bella loves Edward is my way I love Jesus, unconditionally and irrevocably. All I want is I can sink and squeeze my immortal head into and on His big Chest and on His Shoulder in my eternal life. I wanna hear Jesus’ Heart Beat when my ear is stuck on His big Chest. I wanna feel Jesus’ body temperature when being hugged tight in Jesus’ Arms. I wanna hold tight His Hand walking, chatting, talking, laughing on the beach on the earth with the sunset, the sky and clouds radiating in orange glory as the background, just Jesus and I, both smiling and hands holding tight with each other. I wanna dine and eat breakfast with Jesus every day. I wanna see Him face to face. And when He is occupied by other His beloved saints, I can wait.


usachinanukewar, All-out US-China nuclear war, looming, to wipe out one-fourths of the earth 17 Comments [3/19/2017 1:51:05 PM]
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Psycho Tits

I was going to say, "You can find a better role model!" - and then I saw who posted that, and realised he probably can't.

3/19/2017 2:29:17 PM

HotaruSobotka

So your relationship is an abusive one?

3/19/2017 2:35:43 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

I am sure even Twilight is better than Jesus Creep's fantasies.

Also, I still propose that Twilight is Dracula's master plan to discredit the threat of vampirism to the public.

3/19/2017 2:44:03 PM

AnonAtheist

My favorite fundie by far. Nothing on this site has even come close to being as entertaining as his batshit homoerotic jesus fantasies.

3/19/2017 3:05:36 PM

Shepard Solus

Do you know why I love Twilight? Because I’m Bella.

No one with two or more connected brain cells would ever admit to that.

3/19/2017 3:18:27 PM

creativerealms

I will hate it when this well goes dry. Its amazing how much gold was posted on that blog in such a short time.

3/19/2017 4:20:40 PM

No One In Particular

The entire first paragraph: "I'm Bella. I'm Bella. I'm Bella. I'm Bella. I'm Bella. I'm Bella..."

As for the rest of it: your boyfriend is imaginary. He doesn't exist. Sorry, but it's true. Your predicted war is false, too. Even if Twilight is trash, I'd rather read that than your pitiful excuse for a 'holy text'. I'd be more likely to take the Tolkien novel The Silmarillion as my holy text. At least it has infinitely better stories in it.

3/19/2017 7:30:27 PM

Anon-e-moose


3/19/2017 7:32:42 PM

Sasha

I'm reminded of the series of Christian paintings on the theme of "Noli Me Tangere," where the Risen Christ admonishes Mary Magdalene that the time for physical contact is over and now she must reach out to him with spiritual love. This guy's extremely physical fantasies would be considered a huge step backward on the Christian path.

3/19/2017 9:47:49 PM

werewolf

I don't think a zombie's heart beats.

3/19/2017 11:11:16 PM

Insult to Rocks

Well, as far as Twilight fanfics go, it's still better than 50 Shades.

3/19/2017 11:29:31 PM



Could this guy be a Poe? I mean this is crazy even by fundy standards.
@Anon-e-moose
Twilight Sparkle is best pony.

3/20/2017 12:58:43 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Are we sure this isn't really an elaborate joke cooked up by a 13 year old Twitard? I find it hard to accept that someone could be this mentally impaired & still be able to walk upright, let alone use a keyboard.

3/20/2017 6:49:11 AM

Demon Duck of Doom

And this guy LOST Batshit Insane Person of the Year?

3/20/2017 12:00:52 PM

Anon-e-moose

#2032649

Could this guy be a Poe?


If he is, then he's one who either suddenly stopped being one in 2012.

Otherwise, he's probably a dead Poe.

And has been for over four years.

@Demon Duck of Doom

And this guy LOST Batshit Insane Person of the Year?


At least with the Razzies, those 'awarded' have the opportunity to appear there to collect such.

Perhaps shy et al thought that a dead fundie isn't as important as one who can still be butthurt.


3/21/2017 11:24:06 AM

Jamaican Castle

What.

Only one exception, I’m a Christian and she is an atheist.

If Bella Swan is an atheist, I'm a vermicious knid.

The way Bella loves Edward is my way I love Jesus, unconditionally and irrevocably.

This is less "love" and more "insane fixation". Which I suppose does make you more Bella-like.

3/21/2017 12:23:50 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Mr. Lugosi, is that you?

3/21/2017 12:35:49 PM

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