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Jesus is immortal white, which means He must be very extremely gorgeous and, of course, yummy and tasty when eating Him, and He is the Creator of mandarin, my real Ancestor and Origin. Oh, baby, right now, I am on the peak, on the climax, on the pinnacle, of love towards Jesus. Now, absolutely, on the ultimate peak, climax and pinnacle. I’m gotta strip Jesus’ clothes off, just shirtless, not completely naked, whenever He hangs out with me in my own mansion He gives to me. I’m gotta be so speechless and joyfully stunned and submerge myself into His ultimate beauty of His immortal white skin plus a little bit sun-tan, a perfect mix, my ultimately favorite skin color, and all immortal, and His big chest and immortal 8-packs. My Sugar Daddy and Darling.

usachinanukewar, All-out US-China nuclear war, looming, to wipe out one-fourths of the earth 22 Comments [3/18/2017 6:20:44 PM]
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I love how deliciously insane this person is.

3/18/2017 6:24:35 PM

No One In Particular

Jesus was ethnically Jewish, not white. Of course, this probably wouldn't matter to someone ignorant enough to want a quarter of the world's population to die in a nuclear holocaust for the lulz.

3/18/2017 6:31:32 PM

AnonAtheist

At least this one's honest about wanting jesus juice. Most christians are in denial about wanting his hot sticky salvation all over their face.

3/18/2017 6:32:13 PM

Dizzy Dream

Does anybody have a sick bucket handy? This is about as much shit as I can handle.

3/18/2017 7:00:15 PM

checkmate


3/18/2017 8:30:27 PM



Honestly I'm kind of rooting for usachinanukewar to get with his beloved. Deranged and bizarre as it is, and as full of horrifying imagery as it might be, this ice cream boy and his big, muscly Jesus just go completely right together.


3/18/2017 9:15:18 PM

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Not my proudest fap.

3/18/2017 9:53:37 PM



"Horny for Jesus" award?

3/18/2017 11:34:05 PM

Happy Atheist

Aw, Mr Nukewar is back. I must admit, I had been missing my regular updates of his self-insert fanfic.

I'm rooting for you, buddy.

3/19/2017 2:16:44 AM

Wubwubwub

Uhm... too much innuendos...

3/19/2017 4:31:36 AM

SpukiKitty

Should we be commenting on an obvious mental-case or is Poe's Law in effect?

3/19/2017 8:08:51 AM

sister of battle

Huh... I don't think you are supposed to love Jesus in THAT way..

3/19/2017 9:18:16 AM

Swede

Jesus was a Jew from the Middle East. He's definitely not white.

He probably looked something like this:



Not like this:



(Any one else who thinks that that looks more like Virgin Mary with a fake beard?)


You're a cannibal?

Did you write that with your left hand, dearie?

The shirt wasn't invented yet in Jesus time, silly-nilly. See second picture above for ordinary men's clothing back then.

3/19/2017 9:31:26 AM

dxdydz

usachinanukewar really s Jesus.

3/19/2017 9:36:52 AM

KingOfRhye

Oh, baby, right now, I am on the peak, on the climax, on the pinnacle


Sounds like it....

3/19/2017 9:45:39 AM

breakerslion


3/19/2017 10:17:34 AM

Thinking Allowed

Jesus is immortal white


Sorry, but Jesus wasn't white, provided he actually existed.

3/19/2017 10:56:24 AM



Jesus was from the middle east genius

3/19/2017 11:08:16 AM

Demon Duck of Doom

Oh, go listen to Faith+1 and shut up.

3/19/2017 1:04:17 PM

Psycho Tits

Fuck's sake!

3/19/2017 1:12:49 PM

Mister Spak

This is a poe or off his meds.

3/20/2017 9:29:06 AM



Is this gonna turn into the next single-issue wonk?

3/20/2017 4:35:57 PM

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