Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989) is a liberal seductress/harlot/nominal Episcopalian degenerate who supports same-sex "marriage" and rejects the lordship of Jesus Christ. Matthew 5:28 says that "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Swift is known for her sensual performances in public venues that would have made former President Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton blush. These performances are rife with scarce attire, which prominently display Swift's legs and rump, as this is an abomination unto the Lord. 2 Timothy 2:22 says that " Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart."

Swift was born in Reading, Pennsylvania, moved to Wyomissing, to a stockbroker and a stay-at-home mom. Swift moved to Nashville as a young teenager to seek entry into the occult. When doing so, she signed any semblance of decency to Big Machine Records, who released her eponymous debut album in 2006, which flopped critically and commercially.