Pagan drunk leprechauns. God hates your idol St Patrick's Day. Jesus is God, not homosexual St.Patrick.
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The Fundie Brain:
Fundamentalist Christianity = Perfection.
Non-Fundamentalist Christianity = Paganism/Satanism/Liberalism/Leftism.
I'm right, you're wrong, my Babble tells me so.
The end. No need to expand on this. We know you hate everyone outside your crazy cult. God Hates Facts.
Yeah, yeah. Your flavor of religion is the only right one, etc. we've heard all that before. Since you're into all those important, meaningful questions, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
homosexual St.Patrick
Very little is known about St. Patrick's life. Considering he lived during the 5th century, this isn't very surprising. One thing, however, is accepted by all historians: St. Patrick actively lobbied for the rights of the LGBT community, gay marriage and trans bathrooms in the Irish parliament of antiquity. He was also a frequent visitor in gay bars and at pride parades. These were very common in the 5th century, throughout the Roman Empire. Patrick also established the shamrock as the international symbol of the gay movement, which it still is today.
homosexual St.Patrick
Oh, I'd love to know your proof of that one.
Jesus is God
That's wrong according to the Bible .
You DO realize the whole St Patrick's day was him driving the snakes out which was a metaphor for him driving Pagans out right? And no one worships any of the saints as gods. And even in your own Bible Jesus never claimed to be god nor born of god saying he was born of man.
If you didn't realize this you were just schooled. By a fucking PAGAN.
God hates your idol St Patrick's Day. Jesus is God, not homosexual St.Patrick.
...oh, I dunno. Considering what happened in a legislation-deciding referendum in 2015 - coupled with a little something from your precious KJV: Romans 13:1-5 - the proof suggests otherwise.
Nearly 2/3rds of Ireland's voting population can't be wrong...! [/2001, Holland: 85% ]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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