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The masculine American male is a dying breed. We have been told for far too long that violence is never the answer. We've been told that it's cruel to kill our own food. We've been conditioned to believe that there is no place in modern society for the man who refuses to shave his chest or wear skinny jeans. As a man...you are a protector. As a man...you are a provider. As a man...you are solely responsible for the safety and well being of your family. How can you be a good husband if you can't defend your wife? How can you be a good father if you can't protect your children? Remember...the eyes of the children are fixed upon you. You serve as an example of what young men should grow up to be...and of what young women should seek out in a partner. So...grow your beard, wear your boots, eat your steak, carry a knife, own a gun, protect your woman, fight for what is right and just. Be strong. Be of good courage. Long live the masculine American male.

Join our private group of masculine men: https://www.facebook.com/groups/liquorgunsbaconandtits/

Liquorgunsbaconandtits, Facebook 32 Comments [3/16/2017 8:39:10 PM]
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Rather traditionalist, but not very fundie. Though I haven't looked at the Facebook page, so this may be the only thing there that isn't a steaming pile of lunacy.

3/16/2017 9:10:20 PM


...With many, manly men! No girls allowed, not in in our club, no siree!

3/16/2017 11:39:58 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

All of this reeks of insecurity and overcompensation.

Join our private group of masculine men: https://www.facebook.com/groups/liquorgunsbaconandtits/

I can only imagine that the actual content is either extremely girly or extremely gay.

3/16/2017 11:49:44 PM

Why am I suddenly reminded of the manly song from Daria?

3/17/2017 1:08:23 AM

The Reptilian Jew

@Pharaoh Bastethotep
I nearly bust out laughing when I read that line. It must be deliberate, nobody would make this innuendo by accident, right?
That said, yeah this is not very fundie. Aside from a bit of "dem damn libruls" and self-centered insecure dumbassery, it doesn't show any sign of hatred, ignorance, intolerance or fanaticism. Still not gonna meh though, because that last line is just gold.

3/17/2017 1:12:19 AM


@Pharaoh Bastethotep

It must be the location of the best kept secret of the manliest men of old, the manniest thing which ever dared to man: Spock/Kirk slashfic as read to the tune of the ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

It is such a great gift this quote, not in the least because I`m stoned as fuck and just saw my entertainment for the hour in the link.

3/17/2017 2:25:26 AM



Water pistols filled with booze?


Sounds sorta cannibalistic.

3/17/2017 3:03:07 AM


This has to be a Poe.

Liquorgunsbaconandtits = LGBT

No "manly" rednecks are going to use those initials!

3/17/2017 3:57:51 AM

The Reptilian Jew

You guys, the description of that FB group is ridiculously homoerotic. Observe (emphasis by me):
This is a group of folks who fully embrace LGBT- "LiquorGunsBaconAndTits"


If you do you will get booted out. By sharing posts directly from the group you will get other members banned. That is a blue falcon / buddy fucker move...So please don't do it...Don't be that fucking guy...


We would like to keep this group so just be somewhat intelligent about what you post and welcome to the locker room...

3/17/2017 4:29:25 AM


Always missing the point that if this were the case, Why aren't you the glorious leaders yet?

3/17/2017 4:44:26 AM

Doubting Thomas

Why do I get the feeling that people who write or say stuff like this are desperate to kill someone? It's like when they go on and on about protecting their family it sounds like they have Dirty Harry syndrome.

3/17/2017 5:32:43 AM

Doubting Thomas


This has to be a Poe.

Liquorgunsbaconandtits = LGBT

No "manly" rednecks are going to use those initials!

Some alt-righters are apparently trying to "take back" or appropriate LGBT to mean something more "manly."

3/17/2017 5:34:52 AM


I'm not what these dipshits would consider a "masculine male" but I still enjoy a good steak and bacon.

I can also, with no shame at all, admit that I enjoy a busty ladies as well.

Edit: Gotta agree with King of Rhye; I personally like a lady who I could go to a bar and have a plate of wings and a couple beers with.

3/17/2017 5:44:03 AM


grow your beard, wear your boots, eat your steak, carry a knife, own a gun

I consider myself to be a fairly masculine man, yet I've never felt the need to carry around a deadly weapon of any sort. I'm not against gun rights or anything, I just have never wanted to have one myself. I do, however, have a decent beard, sometimes wear boots, and really enjoy a good steak. Come to think about it, those last two things would be positive qualities in a potential girlfriend. "She wears boots and likes steak? Sounds like my kinda girl!"

3/17/2017 6:06:57 AM


Starts out with a false premise and goes down hill from there. If anything, anti-hunting sentiment is an urban-rural divide thing. I have to wonder what this guy would make of one of my favorite former colleagues. He's a university choir director with a Ph.D. in music ed. He's as liberal as they come and cried when Obama won. He also runs a successful hunting and fishing guide business. Or how about the poet and English professor who is also an avid hunter? As for the rest of it, this language is too often used as a dog whistle for men who want to keep women "in their place."

3/17/2017 6:47:59 AM

Mister Spak

"grow your beard, wear your boots, eat your steak, carry a knife, own a gun, protect your woman, fight for what is right and just."

And rape your date if she won't put out.

3/17/2017 7:16:58 AM

Nomen Nescio

why do i suddenly have Monty Python's Lumberjack Song running through my head?

3/17/2017 7:56:47 AM

The Crimson Ghost

I hate beards; I find them unsexy. I also dislike guns; I consider them to be nothing more than a dick extender. I also see no need for most of us to carry knives. I do not need protection, especially not from the likes of you. And considering the interests you listed in your not very clever handle, you come anywhere near my tits & you will no longer be masculine.

I bet this loser has those naked chick mudflaps on the back of his dented Ford F150, along with the Playboy bunny logo & those ridiculous truck nuts. Nothin' gets my motor runnin' faster than an unwashed dork with rubber testicles dangling from his trailer hitch.

I will never understand why these degenerates haven't figured out that one can be masculine without being trashy.

3/17/2017 8:21:35 AM

Mister Spak

@The Crimson Ghost

"I will never understand why these degenerates haven't figured out that one can be masculine without being trashy. "

It's because they're trash and can't process the concept that they aren't masculine.

3/17/2017 8:39:49 AM


Go on boys, show him your unshaven chests.

3/17/2017 9:33:28 AM



....If my love for "Campbell Bain" wasn't enough....1990's-Bishonen-Kid-Tennant had to play a pretty trans-lady!

Crossdressing Campbell....The bishie, the androgyny, the prettyboy, the weird gender-bender-kink, sdfghjklkjhgfdsadfghjkl....

....Working at a schluby pub full of schlubs, I'm sure she digs a good Sammich, Bacon and Beer, too. At one point, she beats a guy at arm-wrestling (I'm using 'she' because his 'Davina' character is a transwoman, not simply a pretty young man in drag. Also; Guys who are Drag-Queens prefer to be called 'she' when in-character.)!....

....and great at revenge against a slimeball who's sexually-harassing your wife.

Pretty bishie boys as pretty girls! *squee*

*wistfully* Ahhhhh! Campbell Bain in a dress....

Though I've never watched his stuff (but know about him and find him cute, sexy and awesome, I think David Tennant is best as a goofball. I won't watch his serious stuff and certainly don't want to see him play a psychopath. I prefer him as a manic goofball....be it Davina (not manic but still offbeat), Campbell or The Doctor.

I never watched "Who" but might consider watching No. Ten's stuff....except the last episode....I want it to end on a high note. I'll only follow Four and Ten....the two Big Doctors everyone loves....and pretend the rest doesn't exist....because the whole thing is freakin' 50+ years long and would take a century to memorize/understand. I have ADHD, darnnit and I only like T. Baker and Tennant!....

....THE GIANTS: Mr. Classic and Mr. Revival!

....I don't care about all those "Old Guys" or "Blonde Preppy-Boy Celery Stalk Guy" or "Dressed Like A Circus Tent Guy" or "Oscar Wilde Guy". Eleven looks cute and cool but he looks too much like a re-vamp of Ten and I have no opinion on Twelve (though he's no doubt awesome and a youthfully-cool, 'Silver Fox' sort of 'Old Guy') nor that guy every doubts is canon....God! That series is confusing.

I'm into the old adage of "K.I.S.S."....I'll pick just two and these two are considered both the best and cover both eras! The big giant bohemian goofball and the skinny sexy nerd-boy.

Anyone thing Doctor Four looked like a giant oversized British Arnold Horshack?

3/17/2017 9:59:12 AM


Ok, I'm just gonna introduce you to Queen-Wisdom Grant Pamela, from the quote above. I wonder what she will have to say to someone so shallow that he thinks a beard and a gun makes one "masculine".

3/17/2017 12:27:24 PM


*So...grow your beard, wear your boots, eat your steak, carry a knife, own a gun..*

So, I suppose I am a M.I.N.O. Got all of those and I love me some steak and potatoes, work outdoors at a semi-menial job, but I'm very much on the left, especially socially. Which means my right and just is probably not yours.

3/17/2017 1:47:15 PM


@Nomen Nescio

why do i suddenly have Monty Python's Lumberjack Song running through my head?

Maybe it's just that you're a lumberjack and you're okay? ;-)

3/17/2017 3:27:04 PM

Anyone else hearing the "The Lumberjack Song" playing in their heads.

Damn someone beat me to it.

3/17/2017 6:17:08 PM

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