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It’s an open question whether our Masturbators of the Universe intentionally or accidentally unleashed forces (abortion, condoms, the Pill, penicillin, poz, female economic self-sufficiency aka the Six Sirens of the Sexual Apocalypse) that would sever at every level sex from marriage and children, and thus lead to the low fertility of the West and the poisoning of relationships that naturally percolates when women are surrounded by weak, deferential men and men are left with the prospect of marrying road-worn sluts who secretly still pine for the dazzling cads of their nightclub bathroom passion play memories, but it’s indisputable that the oligarchs and Bezosians and open border 1%ers prefer a deracinated, dehumanized world bazaar with women freed from the constraints of early marriage and motherhood to consume, capitulate, and clog the globohomo capitalist self-negate machine as happy little office cogs.

In my opinion, the current situation is unsustainable. Something’s gotta give. In a near-future post, I will explain how our postmodern sexual market dovetails with evidence that the West is careening toward idiocracy.

CH, Chateau Heartiste 26 Comments [3/15/2017 3:36:57 PM]
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Shepard Solus

You are the evidence that we're careening towards Idiocracy.

3/15/2017 3:54:22 PM


I think this is something to do with sex and women. There were English words in it... but the order of them is... strange...

3/15/2017 3:57:29 PM

Bob Dole

>dehumanized world bazaar

Frankly, lines like this from the alt-right have driven me further and further into neoliberal corporate bastard land; if feminism and anti-racism are dehumanizing machinations of the global elites, may Haruhi save us from organic, local, humanistic community.

3/15/2017 4:07:29 PM


Masturbators of the Universe

That would be a sick band name.

3/15/2017 4:11:44 PM


And what kind of dressing would everyone like on their word salad this evening?

3/15/2017 4:14:55 PM



Are you off your medication, Heartiste?

3/15/2017 4:40:35 PM


You spelled "chads" wrong. This could be on /r/incels easily.

3/15/2017 4:48:28 PM

Word salad! Yummy, yummy!

3/15/2017 4:49:40 PM


I read this like three or four times...still no idea what the point is.

3/15/2017 5:40:49 PM


He-man and the Master(haters) of the universe.

Does that make CH Skellator?

3/15/2017 5:56:53 PM

Mr. Mann

Penicillin?! Seriously??!!

3/15/2017 6:11:17 PM

I'd like a balsamic vinaigrette with my word salad please.

3/15/2017 6:47:31 PM


In my opinion, Chateau Hartiste should try this again in smaller bites. Try to phrase a sentence in fewer than 200+ words, perhaps ones that can be read aloud in a single breath, for starters.

3/15/2017 6:55:19 PM

rubber chicken

It used to be that you'd have to get go out and walk around town to hear this sort of thing shouted at traffic by a hairy, urine soaked hobo pushing a shopping cart overloaded with misshapen plastic bags and waving a half empty bottle of Sherry.
Now you can sit in the comfort of your own home, wearing just your pants and read it.

What a world we live in.

3/15/2017 7:23:49 PM


Masturbators of the Universe sounds like a death metal band name.

3/15/2017 7:45:17 PM


Dude, put down the thesaurus and back away from the computer.

3/15/2017 9:14:12 PM


"Masturbators of the Universe"

The universe can't masturbate on its own, so someone has to give it a hand?

3/16/2017 3:14:35 AM

Mister Spak

This post is " evidence that the West is careening toward idiocracy."

3/16/2017 4:15:40 AM

"I will explain how our postmodern sexual market dovetails with evidence that the West is careening toward idiocracy."

You should use everything you have ever posted

3/16/2017 4:21:06 AM

Doubting Thomas

that would sever at every level sex from marriage and children

I think married people are still having sex, and children shouldn't be exposed to sex.

the West is careening toward idiocracy.

Mainly because we have people like Chateau Hartiste.

3/16/2017 6:38:55 AM


Dude! If you don't like the women you meet at nightclubs, stop going. Meet women taking a class or something.

3/16/2017 7:56:43 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Masturbators of the Universe? Shut the fuck up, Skunkor.

This chump is an even worse writer than Vox, which is quite an accomplishment.

3/16/2017 2:39:35 PM

I think the penicillin thing is about some STDs being curable, leading to more casual sex. Other than that, I got nothin', the rest is just gibberish.

3/16/2017 11:30:16 PM


I might use Nightclub bathroom passion play memories as a song title

3/17/2017 8:51:27 AM


Double post

3/20/2017 2:25:08 AM

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