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Alien criminals

Did u know Aliens course some of the crimes on planet earth of course no one won't believe that perfect they be able to get away with all crimes. No one won't arrest aliens cause there not human. Aliens be able to just beam up. I believe aliens did that to me when I was age 12.

Wamavenger, Alien Hub 10 Comments [3/15/2017 12:35:01 PM]
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Pharaoh Bastethotep

Probably for your double negatives.

3/15/2017 12:45:01 PM


Go home, Wamavenger. You're drunk.

3/15/2017 2:06:14 PM

The Reptilian Jew

Birdy the Mighty was not a documentary.

3/15/2017 8:30:42 PM

So THAT is why when I called the police to tell them M'kar the Reborn possessed my neighbor's cat again, they refused to touch him! He is technically an alien spacedemon, so of course he cannot be prosecuted!

3/15/2017 9:47:20 PM

Hu's On First

Illegal aliens?

3/16/2017 8:21:39 AM


So this happened only last year?

3/16/2017 8:57:04 AM


When you grow up your parents might teach you about spelling and punctuation.

I assume your parents are also your teachers, right? I thought so.

3/16/2017 2:21:52 PM


I believe aliens did that to me when I was age 12.

I believe your mother left a plastic bag in your crib one night.

3/16/2017 9:12:09 PM

THX 1138

You know, I always wondered if alien abductions were just glorified kidnapping.I guess I wasn't the only one, for whatever thats worth.

3/17/2017 6:49:28 PM

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