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You know all these "modest dress" mockeries of PSA's are just you biting your knuckles muttering excuses to eat chocolate while you're on a diet, don't you?
That slideshow in particular features a VERY extensive gallery of "immodest" outfits.
You know all these "modest dress" mockeries of PSA's are just you biting your knuckles muttering excuses to eat chocolate while you're on a diet, don't you? Compromising for the bland or half-sugar option or saying you'll go jogging later to compensate, that you really earned it but it's really all thin excuses that get easier the more you use them. It's be rude not to nibble a few left out for guests if you just happened to pop over for tea...
Except you know, YOU'RE VIOLENTLY ASSAULTING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING IN THE PROCESS.
I swear to CHRIST one of these days I will snap, march into a confectioner's and dive literally head first into a damned wedding cake then rolling in around in the sugary remains ASK THEM WHAT I DID WRONG WITH SUCH TEMPTATIONS IN FRONT OF ME and why cakes aren't locked up behind tempered glass with the same smug, bullshit tone I keep hearing when somebody puts their mouth on a woman without her permission.
So, the sole modest clothing will be something akin to the islamist garb muslim fundies keep trying to impose. Another proof, that fundies have more in common than with the moderates of their own religions.
So this article is like FoxNews "isn't this terrible" extensive coverage of Spring Break.
Isn't that disgusting? Those girls are practically naked, Let's roll that again, have they no modesty? Sodom and Gomorrah! shameless, We're covering this all week, more footage later"
God may want women to avoid wearing shit that turns men on, but men certainly don't.
I can't hide my rack any more than I can hide my ass. If god doesn't like that, then he should have made me a skinny, sexless moron like you.
If god didn't want us to look at boobs, he wouldn't have made boobs.
No, really, humans are the only known creatures on earth with breasts. How do you creationists explain that? That god gave us something no animal on earth has, yet forbids us from enjoying them?
...Actually, now that I think about it that's perfect fundie logic.
But seriously, what CrowFood said. I back that 100%.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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