If the Bible was written by men, then why does it prompt us to seek forgiveness from a Divine Creator? Why would men write such a fairytale condemning all of humanity to Hell? Has anyone ever written a book such as the Bible? Archeologists and explorers have been discovering thousands of scrolls, tablets and fragments of the Bible for centuries.
People have uncovered all of these findings in scattered places throughout the Middle East, in multiple languages. Can any book throughout history claim such remarkable exposure? And if men did write the Bible without ant Divine inspiration, then how did the forty Biblical writers, over 1,500 years of history, manage to complete such a seamless masterpiece of prophecy? The Quran can not claim this, it contains no prophecy.
God is Amazing! I am always intrigued, captivated, and stand in awe when I consider the universe. What was God thinking? Did He really create all of those stars (the nearest star to earth being 4.24 light years away) just for mankind to have a night light? (Genesis 1:14-19). Yes, that is what the Bible teaches. God gave us the sun, moon and stars. This is why mankind will NEVER find any intelligent life in the universe apart from the earth. God created it all for us.
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If the Bible was written by men, then why does it prompt us to seek forgiveness from a Divine Creator?
Not even you are this re-goddamned-fucktarded, Davey, and you'd probably eat rabbit shit if I told you it was shelless M&Ms.
Why would men write such a fairytale condemning all of humanity to Hell?
Because, as Yahweh's self-appointed representatives, they stood to gain enormously in terms of wealth and power.
Has anyone ever written a book such as the Bible?
Joseph Smith, Muhammad, J. R. R. Tolkein, Nintendo...
Archeologists and explorers have been discovering thousands of scrolls, tablets and fragments of the Bible for centuries.
My word! That proves that the ancient religious text is ancient! Nearly as old as the religion itself, even!
So does that confirm the divinity of the Hindu Vedas? I mean they have all that in addition to being much, much older.
People have uncovered all of these findings in scattered places throughout the Middle East, in multiple languages.
They found Middle Eastern records of a Middle Eastern religion in the Middle East? And in the languages that were frequently spoken in that frequently conquered cultural & economic hub region that was inhabited by a wide assortment of peoples? Shocking.
Can any book throughout history claim such remarkable exposure?
The Art of War, The Epic of Gilgamesh, the many, many works of the great philosophers, poets and historians of Rome & Greece, The Kama Sutra, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, 50 Shades of Grey...
And if men did write the Bible without ant Divine inspiration, then how did the forty Biblical writers, over 1,500 years of history, manage to complete such a seamless masterpiece of prophecy?
They didn't. Genesis gets at most two pages in (and that's if your copy uses large font) before running into its first continuity snarl. Adam & Eve are created, forgotten about and then later recreated separately at a later date. The supposed creator of all life also somehow got it into his head that Adam 2.0 would rather fuck a goat than a female of his own species. Given that he later declared bestiality incredibly sinful and (supposedly) the rules on sin are eternal, Yahweh apparently was trying to entrap Adam with the whole original sin scam from day one.
And then there's Jesus, who didn't fulfill even half of the prophecies of the messiah .
The Quran can not claim this, it contains no prophecy.
Sure it does. You're just not inclined to jump through an olympic-tier course of hoops to try to support them.
God is Amazing!
Which one? I thought we were talking about Yahweh. When did we shift focus to some other, better-written god?
I am always intrigued, captivated, and stand in awe when I consider the universe.
Most are & do. It's a real shame that you can't see more than maybe 30% of it through the superstitious shit caked onto the lenses of your death cult's blinders. You think it's beautiful now? You don't know the half of it.
What was God thinking?
"Where did I set that Krishna-damned TV remote down this time?"
Did He really create all of those stars (the nearest star to earth being 4.24 light years away) just for mankind to have a night light? (Genesis 1:14-19).
Nope.
Yes, that is what the Bible teaches.
It also teaches that pi = 3, the planet is flat, the moon is a light source like the sun, space is an endless ocean of water and that the only thing holding that water at bay is a crystal dome.
God gave us the sun, moon and stars.
And placed 99.999999999999999999999999999~% of them so far away that they're invisible to us.
This is why mankind will NEVER find any intelligent life in the universe apart from the earth.
Because worthless, society-retarding fundies like you will never allow us to leave this planet alive?
God created it all for us.
That's a "yes".
"mankind will NEVER find any intelligent life in the universe apart from the earth"
This rules out God. The type of Christian Dave is also believes himself to be not of this earth, ruling himself out as well.
@Shepard Solus: Masterfully done.
I would also add, large sections of the Bible have nothing to do with others. The characters in Song of Solomon appear nowhere else, and neither do the sexual mores.
And if men did write the Bible without ant Divine inspiration, then how did the forty Biblical writers, over 1,500 years of history, manage to complete such a seamless masterpiece of prophecy?
Adding on to what Shepard Solus said, there's also this thing called EDITING. Look it up sometime; it's how large books like the Lord Of The Rings end up mostly consistent. And we know the RCC chose to edit the Holy Bible around 400 AD. Specific targets included any section showing women in a positive light and anything that suggested Jesus might be a normal man.
And if men did write the Bible without ant Divine inspiration, then how did the forty Biblical writers, over 1,500 years of history, manage to complete such a seamless masterpiece of prophecy?
Davey boy, you can't have it both ways. Many Biblical documents have surfaced since the KJV was written, and yet firstly, you claim that this is the only perfect translation, and secondly laud new findings which actually contradict the KJV in the same breath.
You really should find a new hobby - one that does not make people think that you cannot find your own kitchen and cook a meal.
Norm
Well, can't really add anything more than what Shepard Solus already said. Good job, though! You are winner!
Still...
This is why mankind will NEVER find any intelligent life in the universe apart from the earth. God created it all for us.
Answer me this, DJS. Isn't pride the worst sin of all? Then why do you fundies keep believing (and insisting) that we're the most unique and special things in all of existence? That the entire cosmos was created by an omnipotent, omniscient cosmic entity just to literally revolve around us ? Because I can't think of anything more prideful and arrogant than this.
"mankind will NEVER find any intelligent life in the universe apart from the earth. God created it all for us."
DJS to an atheist: "The likes of you are so vain and prideful! You think you don't have to care about what God says!"
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If the Bible was written by men, then why does it prompt us to seek forgiveness from a Divine Creator? Why would men write such a fairytale condemning all of humanity to Hell? Has anyone ever written a book such as the Bible? Archeologists and explorers have been discovering thousands of scrolls, tablets and fragments of the Bible for centuries. "
On top of being one of the biggest hypocrites ever, David seems exceptionally stupid. It was used as means of control.
"People have uncovered all of these findings in scattered places throughout the Middle East, in multiple languages. Can any book throughout history claim such remarkable exposure? And if men did write the Bible without ant Divine inspiration, then how did the forty Biblical writers, over 1,500 years of history, manage to complete such a seamless masterpiece of prophecy? The Quran can not claim this, it contains no prophecy"
You're aware it's been disproven in more than one place and contradicts itself. Plus having historically be spread by sword helped too. Convert or die.
@Old Viking
The "seamless masterpiece of prophecy" bit is hilarious. The goofy book couldn't prophecy a fart at a baked bean festival.
Ahh, but you're wrong! "And yea, at the gathering of the feast, did there cause a mighty rumbling as to thunder, and then did pass a mighty wind." Lentils 2:35
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How do you know that it wasn't the Golden Tribe who created everything : including your 'God', Davey-boy...?!
Some of the Founding Fathers were Deists. They believed in a 'God', sure: but one which just poofed everything into being, set it all in motion, then just left it to go on it's own course.
I suggest you watch the anime series "Heroic Age". Gods are amazing, is what you should be saying.
Perhaps you'll realise why you haven't been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen.
"If the Bible was written by men, then why does it prompt us to seek forgiveness from a Divine Creator?"
To control the gullible masses.
"Why would men write such a fairytale condemning all of humanity to Hell?"
To control the gullible masses.
"Has anyone ever written a book such as the Bible?"
The Koran.
"Has anyone ever written a book such as the Bible? Archeologists and explorers have been discovering thousands of scrolls, tablets and fragments of the Bible for centuries."
Of course, ignoring the very real facts that much of these other OLDER sources are what the Bible was built from with much twisting and editing.
Many have no relation to any Biblical edition as well.
Less than 2000 years ago the only thing resembling your Bible was the Torah, itself a collection over about 7 centuries that heavily borrowed from neighboring myths.
There's certainly no seamless narrative happening, the seams are many and badly wove.
Ah, too bad all that marvelous history and masterful composition came before the King James Version, so it doesn't count. Right, David?
Umm maybe its the very very impossible bits
Jonah and the whale.... no wait it was a big fish.
Was Noah a God? He lived to an age no human has ever reached, how did he manage to get two of every animal on the planet, he knew how to build an ark.
Do you think a boat made out of wood would sink/break apart in a world flood.
What was the fruit Adam and Eve ate..
Now its not an apple so what was it??????
I can't count the walking on water, if you saw a magician doing it.
One can say much about David J Stewart and little of it flattering but no one can deny that his writings, if that is the correct term, have a high comedy value. I always think of him as a character in the Katzenjammer Kids comic. America should treasure its loons and kooks and not send them in exile to Guam and other faraway places. Send the guy to Hollywood instead. He would be great in a remake of the movie Saved.
The Bible was written by men and as for the rest of your nonsense it isn't really worth commenting on. But "a seamless masterpiece of prophecy?" You would have said the same about the Book of Mormon if you had been born and raised a mormon. Doesn't that bother you, Davy? Or perhaps you lack the imagination to see the problem.
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