Just remembering the world was without sin until a woman showed up #daywithoutawoman
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I thought it was without sin until the snake turned up.
Or, arguably until the sin-making tree was put there by your god.
Just remembering the world was without gifts before santa. Just remembering the world was without chocolate before the easter bunny. Just remembering the world was without teeth and quarters before the tooth fairy. Just remembering the world was without anal probes before aliens. Just remembering the world was without magic before unicorns. Just remembering the bible is bullshit. Oh wait, that last one's true.
No, In the Bible, sin was the serpents fault, and also gods for setting the wholes situation up in the first place.#You'readickhead
It is a good story about how humans are inherently flawed, fallen creatures. Something to keep in mind when you meet people who have utopian visions about humanity (communists, libertarians, etc).
But it is just that. A story. It did not really happen.
How did that level of stupid not rend the fabric of space-time? I mean where to start?
Not everyone believes in your creating myth.
What about Lillith?
At, best your God can't think things through.
I just can't even with this.
Yahweh wanted Adam to fuck goats (or bears, maybe. He likes his she bears) before Eve came along. The OT condemns bestiality as a sin. According to multiple people in the OT & NT, alike, Yahweh's rules are eternal & unchanging.
Your move.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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