Stacies who come here and try to "help" is the equivalent of a CEO giving advice to a homeless guy on how to get a job
The CEO will not hire the homeless guy under any circumstance, but he will give him some bullshit cliche advice on how to get one(with some other company of course!)
Fuck you, Stacey. Fuck Chad too, but really FUCK you Stacey.
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If a CEO has advice to give you for getting a job, for goodness sake LISTEN. Please remember that he was successful, and that advice worked for him.
If Stacy has advice for you concerning what women are looking for in a man, LISTEN! She knows, so why don't you want to learn from her?
Whenever somebody that knows more than you is willing to try to help you, you would be a damn fool not to pay attention to it. You, I see, are a damn fool. They throw you a lifeline, and you whine about it and refuse to grab it. Fuck you, suicidal. Even your screen name is a whine, saying "feel sorry for me", but you refuse to get your ass of the chair and do anything but complain. It's your life. We can't make you care about it, only you can do that.
A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes.
They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.
An Incel heard the warning and decided to stay, saying to himself, "The local officials are a bunch of Chads trying to Prank me."
The neighbors came by his house and said to him, “We’re leaving and there is room for you in our car, please come with us!”
But the man declined. "You're all a bunch of normies, and have no idea what kind of pain you've inflicted on me."
As the man stood on his porch watching the water rise up the steps, a man in a canoe paddled by and called to him, “Hurry and come into my canoe, the waters are rising quickly!”
But the man again said, "Just leave me here and go fuck Stacey, I'll not be the but of your jokes anymore!"
The floodwaters rose higher pouring water into his living room and the man, refusing to acknowledge that HE could be mistaken about anything, stayed put, and Drowned.
This is painful.
The WTF is obvious, but it really comes from a deep pain inside the guy. No, not that kind of pain. A great feeling of being inadequate. I do feel it, also, but far from this level.
Suic1dal incel: "No women will talk to me."
Random lass: "Hey guy, what's up?"
Suic1dal incel: "FUUUCKKK YOOUUU, YOU CONDESCENDING STACEY!!!"
Random lass: "Gah, who's Stacey?"
I think this dipshit's problem is that "Stacey" told him what he needed to her, not what he wanted to hear.
"Nice Guys"TM are often the larval stage of "incels" so I'm guessing that at heart, this guy is still the "chivalrous gentleman" who thinks he knows what's right for women. And when you spend all your time in a circle-jerking echo chamber that makes women out to be a hivemind of "friend zoning bitches and sluts" who only date this "Chad" boogeyman/strawman they've created, it's little wonder that this manbaby scoffed at advice being given to him by someone who actually knows what they're talking about.
That and dropping the SN that screams, "I'm an emotionally-stunted edgelord teenager" might help too.
If you follow the Croat Scroat's "logic", 2026955, women want the types of guys you see on Jerry Springer and other trash talk shows. Which speaks VOLUMES to the type of women that thing finds attractive.
but really FUCK you Stacey.
You wish.
But seriously, if you're not going to listen to advice on how to attract a woman, then stop calling yourself "incels" and change it to "volcels." There's nothing involuntary about refusing to make yourself attractive to women. You're being actively stubborn about refusing to change your situation, so therefore I must conclude that you're actually afraid of women or something.
Considering the total lack of self-awareness that many "incels", particularly Cammy-Poo and Timmy, display they probably do think that it's genuine, 2027472.
But again, the people who appear on these shows are trash; that really speaks to the type of woman that Marjie finds attractive. It's a bit like "Nice Guys"TM and "incels" with yet another strawman (Straw-woman?) they've created; "Stacey and Ashley"; the gym rat party girls these dipshits seem to lust after and despise in equal measure.
Like I keep saying; if these manbabies would take these women down the off the pedestal they have them on because they're "hot", they'd realize there's a reason why they keep dating "assholes"; they're assholes too. Let's face it, a cold hard truth that "Nice Guys"TM and "incels" don't want to accept is that for all their whining about how women are "shallow", they're pretty superficial themselves.
I've been in job interviews that, as it turned out, I wasn't right for the position for. For a couple of them I already had a pre-existing relationship with the business in question, and so the hiring manager did give me advice on things I might want to re-word or add to my resume, as well as jobs they thought I'd be more suited to.
When people who know about a certain subject give you information about it- listen! You don't have to take it as the gospel truth but the fact they're successful in that area means it's at least worth hearing them out.
The CEO will not hire the homeless guy under any circumstance
That's because, to follow your analogy, the homeless guy in this case is the guy who's homeless because he's simply too lazy and entitled to acquire any skills worth anything to that company or put any he might have to good use. He'd be the homeless guy who runs up to anyone who looks like they have money and demand a job that requires no effort and pays out the ass, then rant at them for daring to give him advice on how to get a job that pays even a quarter as much as what they're expecting because it's all pointless anyway, the process for hiring people is biased and gives unfair advantages to people who are somehow genetically predisposed to own a home (read: the company has some basic fucking standards on who it hires and expects them to actually fucking do what they were hired to do). If said CEO also loaned him some money to get a haircut or new clothes so he'd look presentable for a job interview, this homeless guy would throw it in his face, use it as toilet paper, buy booze with it, or just fucking burn it.
And then he'd be complaining that he's "involuntarily" homeless and jobless, and start taking pride in his inability to act like a civilized human being as if it's his entire fucking identity.
That's you lot, in a nutshell. You're the homeless guys who want high-paying jobs but demand to basically be paid just for existing, then use any money they do get their hands on as toilet paper or kindling while loudly trash-talking anyone who does have a job or who tries to give you advice on how to get one.
It's like I keep saying about "incels", Kadorhal; they basically embody the clichéd millennial; "I'm a special snowflake who deserves a trophy just for showing up" mentality.
Only in these manbabies case it's, "I deserve a hot girlfriend just because I have a penis."
Just look at "That Which Shall Not Be Named"; it's unemployed, openly scams welfare as part of an asinine protest against the, "liberal feminist system" it's convinced is preventing it from getting a girlfriend, not recognizing that this system is constantly whines about created the programs that gives it it's monthly tugboat, yet still expects to be handed a slave wife that it can abuse.
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