SUPHAMSULU #fundie reddit.com

I used to have respect for ladies, but now I take it all back

I refuse to recognize females as human any more, we should open up breeding farms and let them exit it once they hit 18, this is beyond IMAGINABLE how a woman has denied me so hard as today, basically she lives a couple of miles from where I do. (We have never talked) So as a birthday surprise I thought I should visit her and declare my love for her.

7 PM I have waited for around 20 minutes in my car to go out and knock on the door. Alright, the time is now 7:30. I go out and knock on her door, an elderly man opens and asks me who I am, i tell him I am one of her friends and he invites me in, now all her family has gathered and a couple of her female friends. I see her coming down after a couple of minutes. ( I was cramming food into myself at this point.) She looks around and at me with confusion. I give her a smile and continue eating. After around 5-10 minutes she says something to her parents in a foreign language and they start looking at me, I pretend not to notice anything. They get up and tell me to come talk with them and their daughter, I go into the other room and they ask me who I am, I explain to them that I have followed their female around and I thought she was very cute so I thought I should come to her birthday party and declare my love for her, which I do. Her father gets INSTANTLY very angry and tells me to leave their house RIGHT NOW. I look in the girl that I like and I can see that she is a bit confused, I tell her, come on, I am a great guy, you can't do this to me, she says nothing and her father LITERALLY pushes me out of his house.

If you ever wonder why I hate women then this is one of the many reasons that they have sunk my pride to ABSOLUTE low levels.

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