Sometimes my intelligence is hindering me from getting females hymen to carefully strap off
I have noticed it, whilst females are laughing about TV, I am thinking of parallel universes and Saddams torture methods, I truly am a man of magnificence. I think I was not meant for this world, I am a star that was destined to shine for a very short amount of time, and leave this earth in an amazing fashion.
I think my intelligence is just too much sometimes and I would gladly trade off 20 points of my IQ just so I could be on the same level as most normies.
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"I truly am a man of magnificence. I think I was not mean't for this world, I am a star that was destined to shine for a very short amount of time, and leave this earth in an amazing fashion. "
then fucking do it. prove your uber mind, do something fucking amazing, do something to earn that over inflated head of yours.
So cure cancer already, Mr. Magnificent Intellect.
Oh wait. That would constitute an act of suicide for you, wouldn't it?
So he brags about his IQ & how it makes him superior to everyone else, especially women, but then complains that it's keeping him from getting some tail & that he would gladly sacrifice some IQ points in order to get some, which would only lower him to our level, that he claims to hate. I can only hope this drivel made more sense in his head. What a fucking idiot.
You, man-child, are magnificent in your delusion.
For a guy who think he's so smart, his example of intelligence just doesn't sound smart at all.
Really, Parallel universe (which I bet is just "what if I actually get laid") and torture methods?
OP sounds a lot more like someone who watches too much TV
Word to the wise: when a woman says she can't talk to you because your intelligence is intimidating, that is not the real reason. She probably finds you a bore, and wants to let you down a little easily.
Maybe you should watch some television, attempt to learn topics people like to discuss, and learn to listen in conversation.
'getting females hymen to carefully strap off' What is this word salad meant to mean??
Also most people are capable of both laughing at TV and thinking about more intellectual issues. You're not special, angry manbaby.
Buto how would you know that you've actually gone down 20 points? Assuming your starting IQ to be consistent with the line of reasoning in your argument, losing 20 points would render you too fucking dumb to understand the test, mate!
Lay off the drugs before you post, please.
But seriously, I agree with Kanna. This guy sounds like he could go off any second.
" leave this earth in an amazing fashion."
"Look at that, three fire crews and a forklift and they had to take one whole wall down to get his body out of the basement"
"Yeah, Amazing!"
LOL!
That is a whole batch of fucking crazy - and stupid, too. I hope Kanna's not right and we're not looking at the guy who actually does pull off the Bowling Green Massacre. Unfortunately the FBI (or, I guess in this case INTERPOL) reporting form doesn't have room for people who are merely 'grandiose beyond all legitimate measure, and creepy as hell.'
intelligence
Not exactly smart enough to actually talk to a woman: to get the ball rolling, as it were.
magnificence
...but not as much as the pussy grabbing Uber-Chad Donald Fart: which you no doubt voted for/support, eh? Is he a 'Normie': Yes or No? PROTIP: He's married & has kids. [/hyper-paradox]
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