5 Stages of Inceldom
1 Denial
"I'm not incel! I'm just not great with ladies. Few more weeks at the gym and another self help book and I'll be drowning in poon!"
2 Anger
"These whores need to pay for rejecting me. Chad shouldn't get every woman damn it."
3 Bargaining
"Cmon girls, what if I pay for your dinners and movies, then will you look at me at least?"
4 Depression
Where most of the people in this sub seem to be, contemplating suicide, laying down and rotting, etc
5 Acceptance
The ultimate form of an incel. The final destination. This is when you get Wizard Powers. This is the only way we can end our misery outside of suicide and getting a woman.
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So, what you're telling me that by being an incel you have have access to magic powers, a kickass suit and a belt that makes catchy jingles? Doubt it, as you need to have hope to be a wizard. Because if you go into despair your Phantom will kill you and take your place in society, and from what I've seen on that reddit, a lot of its members are going into despair.
1: Good idea. Don't expect immediate results.
2-5: Self-pity
6: Either he grows up (at which point he's a lot more likely to find sexual partners) or he degenerates into a whining parody of a man.
Once again, and for what must be the dozenth time - really - I'll say this: Attention young "incels," these older assholes have a hard time with the ladies because they're assholes. If you're not an asshole, you already have many legs up over the bitter and divorced 40-somethings who stalk youth on incel boards and then suck their lives away with horrid lies such as, "If you don't have sex by the time you're 20, you're doomed."
These guys are not your friends. They're fucking misery vampires. Close...the...browser. Keep it closed for at least two weeks. Two weeks of not listening to their crap. Colours will become brighter. You'll feel better. And then compare how things are when you return to the incel boards and ask yourself, 'Is reading this helping me or hurting me?'
1- You have always been in that river in Egypt
2- Who's angry that they voted for/continue to support Donald Fart: the Uber-Chad? Not us
3- Notice me, Senpai!
4- Life? Don't talk to me about life!
5- You'll never accept that a Japanese meme =/= Reality
6- ?????
7-:
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That's Ron Weasley with Tara Strong: the voice of Juliet Starling, Harley Quinn, and Twilight Sparkle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Grint#Personal_life
'Grint is private about his personal life, but was confirmed to be in a relationship in October 2014'
I refer you to the filename of the above photo.
Now end yourselves.
--EDIT--
There's now a 6th Stage: Rejection.
As proved when one clicks on the quote link. >:D
Doing His Holy Sauciness's work, o mods of Reddit. b^_^d
5 Acceptance
The ultimate form of an incel. The final destination. This is when you spend every waking moment circle-jerking with other bitter, whiny manbabies on 4Chan and Reddit about how horrible women and that "Chad" boogeyman are as well as how it's everyone and everything else's fault that you can't get your widdle pee-pee wet.
FTFY
Yeah but Tara Strong is over 18 and therefore a decrepit old hag according to "incels", Moose.
1. Almost no-one is drowning in "poon". The average man has about 7 sexual partners in life, and the average woman about 5.
2. Calling women "whores" for NOT having sex with you, part 465716464. Chad is only in your head dearie; are you sure you're not gay?
3. Do you look at all women? Or are you not seeing the 4's and 5's, who are just as lonely as you are.
4. How about cultivating an interest or a hobby, other than "getting into women's knickers"? It might even make you interesting enough to help you get women friends in the end.
5. Wizard Power? Whut?
Confused?
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