Quote# 124569

Incel ranking system

Official Incel ranking system organized from least normie to most normie

-Note: Females cannot be incel, they can be Volcel though.

-TKHHHV: Talkless Kissless Hugless HandHoldless Virgin. This incel has never even talked to a female, nonetheless done anything else with one. This was the least normie type I could find.

-KHHHV: Kissless Hugless HandHoldless Virgin. This incel has talked to females before but, has not kissed, hugged, held hands with, or has had sex with a female.

-KHHV: Kissless HandHoldless Virgin. This incel has talked to females before, and had hugged at least one before but, has not kissed, held hands with, or had sex with a female.

-KHV: Kissless Hugless Virgin. This incel has talked and held hands with a female before but, has not kissed, hugged, or had sex with one.

-KV: Kissless Virgin. This incel has talked, held hands, and hugged a female before but, has not kissed or had sex with one.

-Virgin. This incel has done everything with a female but has not had sex with one.

-Volcel. This isn't an incel, but a voluntary celibate. This person chooses not to have sex when they have opportunities to.

-Prostitute Virgin. This incel has only had sex with a prostitute before and has not had sex with a regular female.

-Normie. Has done everything with a female including has had sex with them. Seen as scum to us incels because sometimes they try and take their anger out on us, unsuccessfully.

-Chad. Fucks multiple women each second, has pumped and dumped every female you've ever known. The epitome of masculinity, everyone should strive to be a Chad but, only the top 20% make it.

If I forgot any ranks, let me know and I'll add it to the list.

TopKekketus, /r/incels 50 Comments [2/16/2017 7:58:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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Yamamanama

Have these people ever thought about visiting Latakia and saying mean things about Assad?

2/16/2017 8:02:48 AM

Bimaac

I almost forgot that "incels" think that going to see a sex worker, "Doesn't count."

I guess I'm a "normie" because I've done all those things on that list. I wonder what kind of stupid, made-up abbreviation they would come up with for me since I'm currently in a casual relationship with a woman who's over 30 and full-figured?

Probably "DBO"; Desperate Beta Orbiter.

Whatever manbabies, I'm still getting laid more than you.

>(B)ecause sometimes they try and take their anger out on us, unsuccessfully.

I think that most "normies" are more concerned about adult things to care what a bunch whiny manbabies who never outgrew the, "angsty edgy teenager" phase think, let alone take their anger out on them.

Seriously, this bit of drivel somehow manages to combine bitterness, self-pity, self-loathing and a persecution complex with a superiority complex.

2/16/2017 8:17:20 AM



-Normie. Has done everything with a female including has had sex with them. Seen as scum to us incels because sometimes they try and take their anger out on us, unsuccessfully.

take their anger out on us

Yes, their undying fury at being... um... happy. Or do you mean after you start slandering them and try to sabotage their relationships?

2/16/2017 8:24:23 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

-TKHHHV: Talkless Kissless Hugless HandHoldless Virgin. This incel has never even talked to a female, nonetheless done anything else with one. This was the least normie type I could find.

Is that even possible???
(Well, except for very young children or the mute...)

2/16/2017 8:27:50 AM

Anon-e-moose

-Chad. Fucks multiple women each second, has pumped and dumped every female you've ever known. The epitome of masculinity, everyone should strive to be a Chad but, only the top 20% make it




...so, about that 'Triggering the Normies' method, via 'The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend', eh manbabies? Hypocrisy clearly not in your vocabulary, especially when your... 'Friend' is essentially your arch-nemesis: the Uber-Chad.

2/16/2017 8:33:13 AM

Mister Spak

You forgot the rank that posts their whining on the internet.

2/16/2017 8:34:24 AM

Bimaac

Let's not forget calling guys who have even slightly feminist leanings and believe in treating women like actual human beings instead of a separate, sub-human species "betas", "cucks", "manginas" and other puerile "alt-right" and manuresphere insults.

Because, again, the biggest bunch of crybaby professional victims on the Web are really in a position to call other men "weak".

Plus there's worshiping a mass murderer, advocating for rape, pedophilia, sexually abusing animals and necrophilia.

Edit: Speaking as someone who loves animals, the whole bestiality thing in particular got under my skin. It is my sincere hope that "St. Elliot" is on a police watch list right now considering that abusing animals is often one of the warning signs of a future serial killer.

2/16/2017 8:46:57 AM



You forgot the ones that whine on the internet about being rejected time and again and continue doing the same shit over and over

2/16/2017 9:01:48 AM

rubber chicken

"Official" ?

Has this been approved by the Grand Council of Federated No-Girls Clubs ? I don't think so.

2/16/2017 9:44:42 AM

Dizzy Dream

I wonder who it was who told these incels that they have to try and be Chad. I wonder if any of them have ever asked "why do I have to strive to be Chad?"

2/16/2017 9:51:15 AM

Jamaican Castle

If these guys put as much effort into appealing to women (or men - Earth to incels, maybe you're just gay?) as they did categorizing and explaining away their "condition", they wouldn't have it anymore. Is that ironic, or just boneheaded?

Also they could've saved a lot of time by just using the base system like everybody else.

2/16/2017 9:57:40 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

-Note: Females cannot be incel, they can be Volcel though.

Why are incels so vehemently opposed to the idea that women can be lonely, too? I find that thought rather appealing - after all, for one of them, her man might turn out to be I.

2/16/2017 10:23:25 AM

Kanna

There are two kinds of incel. One whines on the internet, speaks disparagingly of all females, and spends his time categorizing everyone (because reasons that escape me). The other kind doesn't, and realizes he is an incel for today but not forever.

2/16/2017 10:44:07 AM

NeoMatrix

I still don't get why sex workers don't "count" to them

2/16/2017 11:06:18 AM



@Neo Matrix


So they can continue to whine and justify chauvinism and misogyny

2/16/2017 11:30:19 AM

creativerealms

Wow, chads only exist in the minds of Incels.

2/16/2017 11:38:37 AM

creativerealms

I guess since I'm asexual I'm volcano even though I don't have a choice at being asexual. Sex has no interest to me at all.

2/16/2017 11:41:38 AM



@ Pharaoh Bastethotep

They are convinced that turning down sex for any reason, including being legitimately terrified of whoever seeks sex with you or physically combatting an attempted rapist is being "picky" and therefore not involuntary. Combine this with their belief that any man would have sex with any woman under any circumstances without regard for any consequences completely unaffected by anxiety or social pressures and that women "control" all the sex in the world somehow and they see it as a contradiction of terms.

Yes. They are that horrible.

2/16/2017 12:19:19 PM

The Crimson Ghost

@ creativerealms- you're a volcano? I can only hope that was an auto-correct quirk.

@ Moose-kun- Please, I implore you, stop posting that pic of President Evil surrounded by whores. It's truly stomach turning.

I have to disagree with this. Not so much his stupid little hierarchy, because that's just gibberish; more his claim that "normies" are unsuccessful at taking anger out on the incel boys. Judging by their near constant tantrums, I'd say the normies are quite successful.

2/16/2017 12:21:19 PM



@ Anon-e-moose

I have to concur about the Trump photo. You're basically justifying their warped view that being idiotic, charmless, neurotic, spiteful narcissists is no barrier to sex because all women are literally long-term whores by showing what's now one of the world's best known pussy-grabbing morons surrounded by women pretending to like him and enjoying various other completely undeserved successes in life.

2/16/2017 12:39:05 PM

creativerealms

Yep volcel was auto corrected as volcano. I am not a volcano.

2/16/2017 12:47:01 PM

Demon Duck of Doom

Okay, listen incels. I'm blind, autistic, have pretty bad acne and could use some braces. I've had three girlfriends. You know how I got them? By NOT being a misogynist. Try it sometime.

2/16/2017 12:56:12 PM

Newfaceofrev

Anyone else think their may be some deeply repressed homosexual longings for the Thundercock of Chad? I dunno, seems like the weird mix of hate and awe that accompanies really desperate sexual desires.

2/16/2017 12:59:21 PM



@ Demon Duck of Doom

I trust you mean you need extremely strong prescription glasses for near or far sightedness? Unless there's some awesome technology I'm not aware of that can translate computer images to braille with a tactile peripheral to relay the text being able to read this would be problematic if you were legally blind. Technology that does that would be awesome though...

2/16/2017 1:02:13 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Anon-e-moose:
I very much third the Crimson Ghost and #2020847.

I, however, note how extremely forced their smiles are. Not that an incel would notice that...

2/16/2017 1:07:15 PM
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