Quote# 124528

Then wonder no longer, because I will tell you right now: no larger nor more evil scum exists in this world than does the legion of baby-murdering feminists, and every time I declare the facts of God's statuses as King, Father, Patriarch, Male, Masculine and with His Almighty Holy Righteous Penis...those baby-murdering feminists boil with rage! That alone warrants frequent and jubilant declarations of the facts of God's Penis!

And the even bigger benefit is yet to come: those same baby-murdering feminists will have to kneel before Him and His Glorious Penis while they face Him at His Judgement Seat and have to account to Him for their evils, right before His Holy, Righteous Penis smacks them upside their heads and knock them into the lake of fire in Hell!

To summarize that more shortly, I love talking about God's Penis mainly because evildoers hate hearing about God's Penis! And also because I love justice, and It is the Tool of Deliverance for said justice to the most evil scum who has ever defaced the face of the earth, namely, baby-murdering feminists! Praise God! Amen!

In addition, I also have to talk about God's Penis a lot to pick up the slack of everyone else who neglects to talk about It because they are afraid of offending feminist monsters! I have to do my own work, and also the work that they should be doing, but aren't!

By the way Nat, you yourself corroborate everything I say, every time your new posts fail to acknowledge the fact of God's Penis, and instead your new posts continue to spout the she-god strawmen and/or the he/she god strawman. That makes me think you are terrified of God's Penis for the same reasons I've outlined above! If you want to prove me wrong, then do so in your next post by admitting the fact that God is a He with a Holy, Righteous Penis!

Prove

Navaros, IMDb 18 Comments [2/15/2017 6:42:10 AM]
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Uilleam

Navaros must have some interesting porn in his computer's hidden folders.

If you want to prove me wrong, then do so in your next post by admitting the fact that God is a He with a Holy, Righteous Penis!


To prove you wrong, he has to... uh, agree with you completely and not attempt to prove you wrong. THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE

2/15/2017 7:04:20 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

So this person's God is a big dick?

Makes perfect sense.

2/15/2017 7:21:00 AM

StrangerInAStrangeLand

"...I declare...penis...feminists boil with rage!"

No, you mix this up, we roar with laughter.

"In addition, I also have to talk about God's Penis a lot to pick up the slack of everyone else who neglects to talk about It because they are afraid of offending feminist monsters!"

Less being afraid of offending, more being afraid to look like a ridiculous fool, I guess.

2/15/2017 7:46:16 AM



This guy is either a Poe or one of the most repressed homosexuals in the history of the human race.

2/15/2017 7:49:53 AM

creativerealms

When ever your u mention the holy penis it's not rage we are filled with, it's uncontrollable laughter.

2/15/2017 7:59:20 AM

creativerealms

Does he worship Mara from the SMT series?

2/15/2017 8:01:21 AM

Thinking Allowed

Either Navaros has penis envy or he's gay. I personally am thinking a little of both.

2/15/2017 8:43:37 AM

Prager

Can someone please explain to me why an all-knowing, all-powerful, timeless, transcendent, etc. etc. being need an appendage that's involved in waste disposal and procreation.

2/15/2017 8:47:22 AM

Rick

I think when the IMDB boards get closed down, Navaros will either have to start its own website or keep his obsession with divine cock for himself. I mean, he still can go to some circlejerk christian forums, but I got the feeling even them will kick him out since his whole holy righetous penis rant feels pretty much like something an internet troll parodying a christian extremist would say.

2/15/2017 9:40:53 AM

Kanna

"Paging Dr. Freud!"

Do I dare to hope that he finally has this out of his system?

2/15/2017 9:56:25 AM



Gee, you think Jane's Addiction would ever record a song called God's Penis?

2/15/2017 11:01:07 AM

The Crimson Ghost

WTF is wrong with this guy?!

2/15/2017 11:19:43 AM



Navaros does seem to really love god's Holy Righteous Penis (tm). It is his best subject. And he does discuss it a lot

2/15/2017 11:22:11 AM

SpukiKitty

The Extinction Burst continues....

He's really going into overdrive with the "God's Penis" routine.

Pathetic.

2/15/2017 12:05:31 PM

Frogflayer

As a corollary I thought I'd bring up Allah's genitalia

courtesy of Jesus and Mo

2/17/2017 1:09:18 AM

Anon-e-moose

His Glorious Penis




Frankly, a mere 'meme' has infinitely more credibility than any of your verbal Bukkake.

And in less than four days, George's Pulsating Penile Poontang Penetrator will still exist. Yours won't.

I Guarantee It.

2/17/2017 9:52:41 AM

KingOfRhye

From all this stuff about God's package, to accusing "evolutionists" of believing that life was created by aliens "jizzing"...he's got some kind of fixation with penises, doesn't he?

Maybe he should meet that "usachinanukewar" guy...

2/17/2017 11:17:02 AM

Shepard Solus

Wait a minute...

His Almighty Holy Righteous Penis


HAHRP.

Hah, RP.

Navaros is a poe confirmed.

2/17/2017 6:46:34 PM
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