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A look inside stacie's life

Stacy wakes up and she checks normiegram, normiebook and her dating sites. She got 400 likes on her photo on Instagram, Chad commented "thick" the beta orbiter commented "Gorgeous" and her friend Katie pm'd her asking if she hooked up with Chad. She replies "yes he was so good" Stacy and Katie blew 2 chads together the night before, they are good friends. She checks her dating site and sees 2 guys who she fucked in her inbox, she rolls her eyes and blocks them. They were attractive, but they were bad in bed. She has 70 new messages and only 3 of them are chads. One says "dtf" the other says "you trying to hangout?" And the last one says "want to grab something to eat" Stacy thinks to herself hmm.. maybe I can fuck all of them today. She puts on some dry shampoo, makeup and she is ready to meet Chad #1 now. She goes over to his house, Chad says she looks nothing like her picture but that's ok. Stacy laughs hehe you're so funny, Chad makes some bullshit small talk and she just laughs and eye fucks him. Chad fucks her in the kitchen and she is off to meet Chad #2. When Chad 2 opens the door she says "omg your so tall hehe" Chad says she is just short and he greets her. After drinking some of chads cheap ass champagne, they get 2 minutes into Netflix and chill and she is trying to suck his dick. While she sucks his dick the door opens, Chad?!?! It's not what it looks like! Says Chad. Stacy runs out of the apartment, the adrenaline feels good. The next day chads girlfriend forgave him because Chad said he will make it up to her; Chad said he will try out bsdm with her. Stacy is off to meet Chad #3. Chad 3 takes her to red lobster, Chad sees her looking at the most expensive meal on the menu and he is thinking "this slut better not fucking order that" he then suggests something cheaper and he says it's phenomenal. She smiles and says okay. Chad is feeling a little spontaneous today, so they go fuck In an empty parking lot. Stacy goes home and writes on Twitter "it was such a long day" and "I'm lonely anyone want to cuddle?" Her ex comes over and they fight and then they fuck. After that they cuddle, watch some normie tv shows and smoke some bowls.

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