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My alien online contacts known as Hagel and Valugua have sent me an email confirming that doom and destruction is ahead. The country of North Korea has developed a super weapon which will be used to destroy the world. The North Koreans have developed a super weapon and once it is used on humans, it will turn them completely BLACK. Their facial features, arms legs and genitals will dissolve. After the disolution is complete, they will begin to replicate themselves and then spawning huge fangs and swords for legz, and then they will come after every human alive excluding North Koreans. Then they will begin to emit a negative energy which forms in outer space and then will form a blackhole which will swallow the earth which will take it to another dimension and then it will be caught in the orbit of a blue star which the star in this other dimension will form a huge face and then will open it's mouth which will let a lot of aliens out which will spew these mini aliens which look like stars all of the earth which will blow it apart and destroy the earth.

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