iamhopeless256 #fundie reddit.com

(Incel attempt at satire)

This is why you're incel

You don't take showers. You post on Incels and you're a minsogynst. You won't take my good advice. You lashed out at me. You don't make 8 figures, you need to focus on your future and get a high paying job that you won't enjoy. Women love men with a good job you know. You will probably find a girlfriend if you have a good job. You won't be a provider, you will be in a realtionship. You don't go to the gym and you won't get a haircut. You're a terrible person because you post on Incels about how lonely you are. It's only acceptable for women to complain about that. You're hobbies aren't very popular and they probably won't help you meet much women. Even though you enjoy them, you should find new ones. You need to take up a popular hobby that you don't like to meet more women. You don't approach enough women, you need to ask women out everyday. Social anxiety? Just get over it, everyone has anxiety. You need to message women on dating sites everyday, you probably aren't putting in enough effort. You also have no confidence, oh what's that? You have no confidence because you're in your 20's and haven't even kissed a girl, have been bullied for years and people always ignore you. Well, you need to start fucking lifting. Put down the Doritos and do some pushups. I'm going to go on tinder and eat some Doritos and find a new boyfriend now. I suggest that you take my advice and quit wallowing in your own self pity.

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