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God wants to control every single aspect of your life. If that’s not the definition of a control freak, then what is? The following is quoted from an article titled, “How To Deal With A Control Freak,” written by Judith Orloff, a psychiatrist at UCLA…

QUIZ: AM I IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A CONTROLLER? (from Emotional Freedom)

Does this person keep claiming to know what’s best for you?

Do you typically have to do things his way?

Is he or she so domineering you feel suffocated?

Do you feel like you’re held prisoner to this person’s rigid sense of order?

Is this relationship no fun because it lacks spontaneity?

If you answer “yes” to 1-2 questions, it’s likely you’re dealing with a controller. Responding “yes” to 3 or more questions suggests that a controller is violating our emotional freedom.

*Note: Dr. Judith Orloff has been featured on CNN, The Today Show, Oprah Magazine and


Every one of these indications of a controller is true about God. If you try to obey the Bible, diligently, you’re going to feel smothered and a lack of fun. James 4:8-9 says if you want to draw nigh unto God, “Be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter be turned to mourning, and your joy to heaviness.” It just makes you want to run right out and become a Christian doesn’t it?

Dr. Orloff goes on to state...

People who feel out of control tend to become controllers. Deep down, they’re afraid of falling apart, so they micromanage to bind anxiety.

God is 100% intolerant of what you think, or what you want to do, or what you feel if you’re violating His Commandments and Laws. For example: homosexuality. There is no place for gays in God’s kingdom, you’re not welcome if you’re a homosexual. God will cast you into the Fires of Hell forever if you die in your sins. Is God a controller? God’s in control of the universe, thankfully, whether you like it or not! I’m glad that God is a holy God, a good God, a fair God, a just God, a righteous God, the only true and living God, the God of the King James Bible, and a forgiving God full of grace and mercy!!! There is none like unto God, our Savior and Redeemer!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 21 Comments [1/7/2017 9:28:43 AM]
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Shepard Solus

Anna J. Diehl.

1/7/2017 9:58:54 AM

pyro

David and Anna should really hook up. They'd get along perfectly, until they end up getting onto the topic of Biblical literalism.

1/7/2017 10:00:19 AM

SpukiKitty

YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE, DUMMY!!!

And....like others stated....Here's a lady named Anne Diehl; YOU WOULD LOVE HER!

1/7/2017 10:42:41 AM

Malingspann

@ pyro

Or/and he decides she's too old for him.

1/7/2017 10:55:49 AM



David would love Anna except she preaches and he advocates Timothy 2:12. That and she is older than 10

1/7/2017 11:00:34 AM

Uilleam

DJS. Mate. How the fuck can you say this shit about God and still think he's a loving, merciful figure? Does your personal dictionary have wildly different definitions of "love" and "mercy"?

1/7/2017 11:55:12 AM



@Uilleam:
How the fuck can you say this shit about God and still think he's a loving, merciful figure? Does your personal dictionary have wildly different definitions of "love" and "mercy"?


DJS is a possessive, assholish control freak who believes that a man's wife and children are property to the point that the man is allowed to slaughter them if they displease him enough. So, of course he views abusive, controlling relationships as love.
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Also, in God's case, for DJS, "God controls everything I do!" really means "I get to do whatever I want and not have to be responsible for it or face the consequences of my actions because that's GOD's job, silly!"

1/7/2017 12:28:27 PM



@Uilleam




Stewart has said in the past his god is not all loving. Many fundies carry his attitude but he's more out in the open about it.

1/7/2017 1:08:24 PM

Kanna

Davey:

"Hit me again, god, smite me! Ooh! Harder! Harder!!! Control me!"

God is, once again, a no-show in the troubled religions of the world, where children starve and armies destroy despite prayers around the clock. But apparently he has time to drop in on the beaches of Guam to get DJS all excited again. And to provide him with a new Taylor Swift video every now and then.

1/7/2017 1:09:45 PM

creativerealms

Hi Anna its been a while still as crazy as always I see.

Wait Davey?????

1/7/2017 2:40:45 PM

creativerealms

Once Anna starts talking about her Gods (she is a tritheist who sees the trinity as three separate Gods.) Davey will condemn her to hell and their relationship will be over.

1/7/2017 2:42:46 PM

Old Viking

Your foot is mangled and bloody, and you're holding a smoking revolver in your hand. Now what does that tell you, Davey?

1/7/2017 2:48:40 PM

Shepard Solus

@creativerealms
Nah. That's just the point when the slow loving ends and the angry fucking begins. Something tells me that if those two got together they'd eventually end up as either JWs or Scientologists.

1/7/2017 2:59:36 PM

Anon-e-moose

...well, at least Davey-boy's found something to take his mind off Taylor Swift & her pants.

1/7/2017 3:18:39 PM

agentCDE

@Old Viking: He probably thinks it means he needs to empty the cylinder. And then check to see if he has any speedloaders left.

1/7/2017 7:18:43 PM

Anon-e-moose

AM I IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A CONTROLLER?


XBox One or PS4?

'Kinky...!'

-Hedy... er, I mean Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman), "Blazing Saddles"

Also:



X3

1/7/2017 9:13:08 PM

Taln_Reich

Every one of these indications of a controller is true about God. If you try to obey the Bible, diligently, you’re going to feel smothered and a lack of fun. James 4:8-9 says if you want to draw nigh unto God, “Be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter be turned to mourning, and your joy to heaviness.” It just makes you want to run right out and become a Christian doesn’t it?

No, it makes mewant to get a restraining order against god.

1/8/2017 1:50:55 AM

Dizzy Dream

So by all accounts, the Judeo-Christian god is the equivalent of an abuser. And we are supposed to want to spend an eternity with this guy?

1/8/2017 5:01:15 AM

Doubting Thomas

So God is a controlling asshole, but DJS is OK with it anyway. He really needs to meet Anna Diehl.

1/8/2017 8:20:46 AM

Mister Spak

"There is none like unto God, our Savior and Redeemer!"

Except for Allah the Real God.

1/9/2017 6:05:48 AM

TMN

You say you believe in God. Do you believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny too? Their existence is as likely and much more pleasing to the the fancy than a judgmental and hateful being that is just David J Stewart magnified.

6/12/2017 5:27:33 AM

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