We were born on the wrong side of the industrial revolution.
We were the kings. We were the nobility, the clergy, the lords and dukes. We were the scholars of the Holy Roman Empire. We were the great painters and composers that fueled the Renaissance. Females were given to us simply out of charity, because everyone understood how our romantic needs powered us.
But look at us now. We're forced onto fucking reddit because society hates the beautiful and the noble, and loves the dirty and downtodden (notice how normos always get a hardon for "rebels taking down the empire" stories).
We're too civilized for females. Pluck a king out of his throne, put on normal clothes and throw him in a slummy tavern, yeah no shit the females won't think he's "confident" enough.
Such a waste. Us being incels is like a man taking several wheelbarrows filled with $100 bills and dumping them into a river one by one. You would think one of the female passerbys would go "HOLY SHIT!" and take some for herself, but she sees that no one else is doing it and decides against it.
The bad guys have won. At least we can take solace in the fact that they will destroy the environment and thus the planet. With the end of our genes, goes the end of humanity. Can't say we didn't war
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You were nothing of the sort. A viliage drunk or a town fool was your occupation. Stop deluding yourselves that it`s always someone elses fault, the people you believe to be kin to achieved despite it all and thrived, you obviously cannot even with all the help of modern world.
Get through your head once and for all: The true elites, leaders or what have you don`t whine, don`t cry and don`t make excuses. YOU WERE NEVER THESE PEOPLE(okay maybe the clergy I`ll give you), YOU ARE NOT THESE PEOPLE, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF DELUDED CHILDREN PLAYING KING FRIDAY IN A CARDBOARD BOX! Grow up and see yourselves for the failures you are and improve or just decay slowly in your basements, marinating in all your frustrations till you croak.
Well, if you had lived before the industrial revolution, at least you would have had the virtue of not bothering us. As it is, you weren't even a thing before the internet.
For many, your marriage would have been arranged, so you'd never reach the state of idiocy you have today, but would rather be the model for the cruel husband and tyrannical father seen in so many novels of the time. Then there are those who would have found a wife by virtue of their income and expectations; such a match would not have been for love. Then there are the rest who, if the village were tolerant, would have kept you, unmarried, as either the village idiot or the lone, creepy old man of gothic horror novels. If the village were less tolerant, you'd have been forced into the army, the navy or brigandry to survive. And enough with the romantic stereotypes: most of the great Romantic figures had no problems in attracting women for their wit and vivacity - both qualities you singularly lack.
Scholar, composer, and painter are all occupations available today - so why can't you be those things again?
Also, Sir Isaac Newton, one of the greatest minds ever to live on this world, died a virgin - so doesn't that kind of nuke your entire argument?
if an incel told me what the weather was like, i'd doublecheck.
This now seems to be an ideology so detached from any reality we know that flat earthers, geocentrists and creationists are standing there slack jawed in fucking awe at its delusional heights.
The bad guys have won. At least we can take solace in the fact that they will destroy the environment and thus the planet. With the end of our genes, goes the end of humanity.
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How many like you, supported (and indeed: still do ), nay, voted for, Donald Fart?
The Uber-Chad.
At least we can take solace in the fact that you will never pollute the gene pool. With the end of your genes, is the start of humanity.
Even if we ignore all the many, many, MANY, reasons why your "good old days" fantasies are utter bullshit: Our modern emancipated open society is far more likely to produce a woman that I would both want and am able to marry than the time when education was not attainable for commoners, women were marginalised from the academic world and women who were their own person were considered scandalous. So even if I lower myself to a selfish "how do I get laid" perspective, I still strongly disagree.
Zen_Overlord: "The bad guys have won. At least we can take solace in the fact that they will destroy the environment and thus the planet. With the end of our genes, goes the end of humanity."
Non-incel (mutters): "I'd make a HUGE profit if I could buy him for what he's actually worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth!"
>And again, if you think women are all evil and shallow, WHY YOU WANNA FUCK US SO BAD?
Because they're obsessed with sex and view women as being nothing more than a life support system for a vagina and their own selfish gratification.
You were the kings? Statistically in a former era you would have been the serfs, the peons, the cannon fodder. There was an enormous support system per king, and since an ability to whine is not much sought after, you lack the talent necessary to rise to become the cream of that society.
We were the kings. We were the nobility, the clergy, the lords and dukes.
No, the nobility was able to get laid. That's how they were able to pass down their lineage.
With the end of our genes, goes the end of humanity.
These whiny little incel idiots really are full of themselves, aren't they? Well, bub, seeing as how you're not going to get laid by whining on the internet, the "normies" will just have to continue humanity's existence. Think of it as Darwinism at work.
Kings, nobility, clergy, lords, dukes, scholars, painters, and composers all still exist.
When you pick out a bunch of impressive people from the past and go 'Yeah, I would've been like them, if those jobs existed today,' maybe try picking some that aren't still around. If you could have been royalty or nobility then, then you would still be today thanks to heredity. If you could have been a scholar in the HRE, there's a whole world of academia open to you, for which banging ladies is not a qualifying requirement. If you could have matched the painters and composers of the Renaissance, go ahead and do so now. We still regard them as geniuses, so if you can work at their level, you should have no problem getting recognition for it.
Or, and here's the rub, are you just looking for yet another thing to blame that isn't yourself?
Kings and nobility? No, serfs, or eunuch slaves in a Seraglio sold by your Western lord because you are beyond useless. You could not even rise to the status of husbandman or yeoman because you are worthless and lazy. Merchants made money and actually married into nobility, but you couldn't do that either. You're too stupid to be a scholar and too talentless to be a painter or sculptor. You could be clergy, but you'd be one of those sexless monks that occasionally had forced homosexual encounters in monasteries like in "The Name of the Rose." You are far from beautiful or noble, on the inside and maybe the outside too but that is irrelevant.
You want nobility? My grandfather, the Union-supporting immigrant construction worker who kept a family of seven children fed, and who was aided by a stern but loving wife who did essential daily tasks. Remember, there is an alpha COUPLE. This was an alpha couple. He didn't whine on the Internet, he worked hard and actually did things. He's dead now and he is still vastly superior to you. He could still kick your ass from his grave for being an insufferable little shit.
Also, your characterization of what women would do when seeing the dumping of money makes no sense. Everyone would grab for it. That's human nature, we see it in the rare cases when that literally happens. Which means, if no one is rushing up to grab what you're dumping out, then no one actually wants it. You just demonstrated, by your own words, you are a worthless pile of shit.
"We were the scholars of the Holy Roman Empire."
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
The HRE was a confederation of barbarian tribes desperately clinging to the legacy of Rome. It had no scholars for most of its history, importing them from Constantinople or the Italian city-states.
We were the great painters of the Renaissance
Because we all know how much Michelangelo wanted to have sex with women...
Actually, if I saw a guy dumping stuff in the river, I'd get a cop over there. Usually people dump money of that quantity because its been stolen or is counterfeit, they've become aware that the cops are after them, and want to get rid of it fast to destroy the evidence.
And the usual spiel about incels and false entitlement.
All the same old arrogant, entitled, and whiny bulls hit from the incel depths of stupidity aside (seriously though, they are all about the same, why the flood of bawling manbaby quotes?), of course the rebel beating the empire is a more popular story.
These guys just don't understand people or story arcs. How interesting would the story be if it was about Emperor Studly McGoodfighter effortlessly crushing a rebellion? Because even if it is the more organized/superior force as protagonists, they are put in an underdog situation for the particular fight. Because otherwise there is no arc, reason to invest in the characters, or anything... interesting. It's why most Steven Segall movies aren't great. Hard to care when the main character is an invicible murder machine.
We were the kings. We were the nobility, the clergy, the lords and dukes. We were the scholars of the Holy Roman Empire. We were the great painters and composers that fueled the Renaissance. Females were given to us simply out of charity, because everyone understood how our romantic needs powered us.
Gimmie a break! You were the serfs, the peons, the nobodies!
@Nemo
OH, GAWD! YES! It sounds exactly like that bigoted meme "WE WUZ KINGZ!" that W.S.'s rattle off in mocking the "Afrocentric" crowd (and blacks in general).
"*EEEERRRRRCCCGGGHHH!*....I GIT BLANGRY! ...."
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"....WE WUZ KINGS! WE GOT 'CHINA' (vagina)! READ MY SILLY CHILDISHLY-DRAWN WEBCOMIC!"
My husband took a bullet trying to protect a little girl on the street in a crossfire. My brother served as a soldier, risking his life for his country and his family. My father was a factory worker, constantly working in terrible conditions due to being a "Guinea Dago" and never took a day off to put food on the table. They are(were in dad's case) your so called kings. You're worse than a peasant's shit on a bad day.
Same, here; Moose. I don't get you attempt at rebus.
MP3-Lard?
Radio-Fat?
Zune-Fat?
Zune-Lard
Pod-Fat?
Pod-Lard?
Walkman-Fat?
"Walk, man! You're fat"?
HALP!
@Shepard Solus, SpukiKitty
A photo of a portable media player by Creative Labs situated above a photo of block of pig fat.
Zen Over lard.
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We were the kings. We were the nobility, the clergy, the lords and dukes. We were the scholars of the Holy Roman Empire. We were the great painters and composers that fueled the Renaissance. Females were given to us simply out of charity, because everyone understood how our romantic needs powered us.
You are delusional. You are an idiot. You are historically ignorant.
Like many others have pointed out even in your own thread you would have been a bottom of the barrel dirt scraper. Kind of like you are now. Women weren't given out as bribes to make sure you did your jobs, you sick ass, for men of those classes marriages were tools of power. Do you realize this train of thought basically says: " I'm totally useless in every way whatsoever if I don't get any sex."?
We're forced onto fucking reddit because society hates the beautiful and the noble
If you don't like reddit, there are plenty of other places to go. Don't let the back arrow hit you on the way out. Society still loves beauty and nobility, you just don't have those characteristics.
We're too civilized for females.
Oh, wow. It's Reverse Day!
The bad guys have won. At least we can take solace in the fact that they will destroy the environment and thus the planet. With the end of our genes, goes the end of humanity.
How do you manage to walk with such a massively swollen head? Considering that you are an incel, you won't be passing your genes along anyway, so the several billion "normies" of the world will have to do.
I really wonder if this wasn't some sort of troll post, except it's on an incel site...
You were born on the only side of the industrial revolution that has computers and internet, on which you can whine about your perceived "involuntary celibacy". You have only yourself to blame, boy-o.
Don't kid yourselves; you were the peasants, the serfs, the cannon-fodder, the paria.
"Females" were only given to those who could pay for them.
You are beautiful and noble? Bwaaaaaaaaaah-haaaaah! Did your mummy tell you you were her special little snowflake, but the big bad reality don't treat you as such? Oh, you poor wittle baby, you!
You being incels might have something to do with you seeing women as "females", dearie.
The good guys have won; YOU are the bad guys.
Sort of like how "That Which Shall Not Be Named" is convinced that if society reverted to medieval times, he would be a lord with his pick of women as opposed to the village idiot or burned at a stake like they did with mentally ill people back then because they would think he was possessed by a demon.
I realize that Chris Chan is a shitty person and a complete failure at life. But, at the same time, how are "Christorians" any different?
They've spent the past decade obsessively chronicling every aspect of his life, traveling to his hometown on their own dime to cover his assorted legal issues and have a co-dependent relationship with him. When there was a chance he might have gone to jail, they may have joked about it but if you read between the lines, there was an actual desperate sense of, "Guys, what are we going to do?!" to a lot of the posts.
One post I saw on Chris sums up "Christorians" perfectly; "They're essentially his bitch."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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