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The goat is a classic occult symbol, which can be seen in pentagrams and other satanic rituals. It is also a direct reference to Beelzebub. With the curse of the goat in place, the NWO have forbidden the Cubs from ever coming close to the World Series again. As long as people celebrate the curse, the secret order can continue to perform rituals at Wrigley Field and simultaneously have public involvement. The Illuminati take great pride in being able to dupe fans into worshiping the devil without even knowing it.

All sorts of ceremonies have been secretly performed under the guise of superstition. Goats are frequently brought onto the field to the cheers of thousands of fans (These events are actually satanic rituals with the occult ceremonies occurring just off the field). Curses have been publicly proclaimed in the name of removing the hex upon the Cubs (also another secret satanic rite), and a goat has even been sacrificed at Harry Caray's statue (The late Cubs announcer must have been a supreme figure in the Masons to attain such an honor). There is absolutely no doubt that the Illuminati are using baseball's most famous superstition to conduct their sinister acts in broad daylight, and we watch it with the utmost enthusiasm, exactly as we're supposed to.

Beware of Major League Baseball! The only stat that matters in this game is 666.

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