A man covered up to his neck in dung is clenaer than a woman who just took a shower but wears immodest clothing to church.
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>>You can sit by the man and smell his filth then, I'll sit by the immodest woman and think nothing of it. Let's see who complains first.
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Actually I WOULD think something of it. I would think, "That other guy is one hell of an idiot."
Amos -- Good point.
I guess she would be cleaner than the dung covered man anywhere but in church. So, if we are to have a modest, clean society, all you women should start wearing immodest clothing everywhere except church. I suggest starting at my house.
OK, so when John Wesley said, "Cleanliness is next to Godliness," what he really meant to say is, "A five foot deep open sewer is next to Godliness."
Yeah, maybe the guy would'nt be covered up to his neck in shit if you'd stop spewing so much of it. Also, his comment has a closet-gayness to it, no?
Yeah, let's blame it on the women, 'cause they're wearing trousers, and skirts that show ankles, and sandals showing their toes, and shirts which are thinner than an armour, showing the lines of their bras, and showing their backs, and necks, and arms, and fingers, and showing their faces (veils are to be worn in church, from what I understood in the bible), and that sinful hair, and clothes which show their line, such a sinful line to have wider hips and more fat at the chest area, and sometimes nipples, and maybe even the line of the butt, or underwear, or if they don't want the lines to be seen, thongs, because they're the ultimate sin (for not being visible), or the fact that there's no lump between their legs, that's the worst sin of them all.
And then, when women are dressed as in the most fundamentalistic Islamic village, you'll dare come and tell me it's for their own protectoin, right?
Gotta love Christianity...
"A man covered up to his neck in dung is clenaer than a woman who just took a shower but wears immodest clothing to church."
Which, ironically, is nothing compared to this guy, who is full of shit.
This reminds me of some of the crazy "proverbs" in the book of the same name.
"If you don't hit your child, you don't love him."
Yeah, right. Teaching children that violence solves problems is not the way to do things properly.
now, let me ask you this, ignorant one.... why would a god that has no ties to the physical realm as we know it, even care to condemn people for what they wear? you see, this kind of bullshit right here, is whats making me question my religion....
What if the man is covered up to his neck in dung is doing so in the pursuit of a dung-related sexual fetish also involving two women, a midget, and a goat, and the woman wearing immodest clothing by your standards is wearing perfectly modest clothing by *her* cultural standards?
You people have an unnerving obsession with buttsex, bestiality and poop. Seriously. Oh, I forgot the incest, can't leave that out. Seek help now.
Define immodest clothing. And also, what was the man wearing? And what indecent thoughts was he entertaining? Shouldn't the mindset be more important in church, than the outer apparel, as long as you do have clothes to cover up your "naughty parts"?
"A man covered up to his neck in dung"
Okay. As long as the man is you , and you're up to your neck in dung.
...whilst hanging upside down.
>:D
immodest clothing ?
you mean her ankles are showing ? or maybe her calfs ? knees ? perhaps thighs or bosoms ?
filth is in part in the eye of the beholder.
a man covered in dung should not sit in the same room I am in, thats why showers were invented.
Translation: "I'm terrified of women, with all their mysterious lady parts and lady functions. I'm terrified of anything I don't understand, and besides, mommy told me never to peek at my sister again".
Nuns in some orders wear clothes while bathing so God won’t see them naked.
The all-knowing God.
Who, as George Burns once said, “already knows what you got.”
Why shouldn’t she wear ‘immodest’ clothes to church?
Won’t affect the men,w ill it? The bible says if you’re truly accepted God into your heart, you will not be moved to sin, you won’t want to, you won’t be able to.
So you won’t lust after her even if she shows up naked.
Right?
If you DO lust after someone who sits in the pew and looks hot, that’s your problem. You’re not Xian enough.
Confused?
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