The angel Gabriel came to me in my dreams and told me that we live in a world of sin on this website..
Gabriel gave me a message from Him, the Almighty which stated that it is my duty to help you sinners on this forum find Him and convert before it's too late..
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See, most of this refer to this as a DREAM. In fact, you acknowledge this is a dream.
Last night the great zombie lord came into my dreams, bit me, and told me to consume the flesh of the living.
I suppose I should probably listen to this figment of my imagination as you try to do, hmm?
Maybe Gabrielle should have told this person something important... I dunno, a cure, a solution to something, telling somebody we live in a world of sin is pretty pointless.
Why is it that when I hear voices in my head, I go off and get psychiatric help, and when this guy hears voices in his head, he posts on myspace about it?
Last night, I dreamed I lived in North Korea, and visited a therapist who was actually a government official, and got arrested for criticizing the government. After I woke up, I realized that the government official "therapist" was referred to as a member of the CIA, not the North Korean equivalent, and that he and his partner spoke in American accents. (His partner sounded Texan!) My dream was highly symbolic, but that doesn't mean I'm about to post it on the Internet!
...Oh wait, I just did. Well, that doesn't mean I'm gonna take the dream literally!
Let's just be thankful that we have institutions for people like this.
Thanks for the offer, but I'm gonna give you a no on that one.
Oh yeah, I was meaning to ask.....Are you the kind of person who tries to lick the back of their head in public because God told them to?
I kick thee out of the gene pool...BANISHED! *locks gate*
The valkyrie Brynhildr came to me in my dreams and told me that we live in a world of sin on this website..
Brynhildr gave me a message from Him, the One-Eyed, which stated that it is my duty to help you sinners on this forum find Him and convert before it's too late.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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