Enlightened Seer #fundie fstdt.com

I post here because you are mostly atheists and need more than anyone else to be convinced of the reality of what is happening. In meditation, with the aid of our angelic overseers, we have seen Obama and Hillary sprout horns from their heads. Classic devil's horns. They cannot be seen by the naked untrained eye... you must develop your insightful vision with the aid of angelic meditation.

The horns on Obama and Hillary's heads are glowing red. When we use analytic equipment provided by the angels, the red light when analysed gives us a frequency number which begins with 666! Sometimes in visions, they also appear to have long tails, in the same shade of red.

There is no further need to look at the origins of those two individuals. Their nature and role in the Universe is now fully apparent. They are there to usher in the New World (dis)Order and aid Satan to claim the entire living human race as his own.

I mentioned chemtrails. They contain a metallic compound which will resonate at a specific frequency when energised by a specific type of energy weapon. The purpose of the metallic substances placed in the upper atmosphere via the chemtrails is to create an energy mesh over the entire World, to prevent people's prayers from reaching God. When the mesh is activated, there can be no more salvation or communication with God. Satan, however, already has dominion over the Earth. There will be a mass turning-away from God as the activated energy mesh grows stronger. People will commit more deviant and wicked acts. There will be more crime, murder, sodomy, extramarital and premarital sex, masturbation, foul language, worshipping of idols, and mocking of Christ. Atheism will spread like flu. Once the events of Revelation have taken place, there will be no living humans worthy of Heaven.

But do not worry. Jesus will play His Trump card (pun intended). Listen to the words of Alex Jones! We are reliably informed by our angelic overseers that he is a living disciple of Christ!

Other living disciples include David J. Stewart, Mack Major, and one who comments on your site, the brave disciple known only as Jerry.

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