The God-damned public school system
I meant that in God’s terms (I don’t cuss), meaning that the public school system is indeed damned (condemned) by God Almighty according to His Word. He is a million miles away from this Communist, brainwashing, New World Order, Illuminati-pushing pile of Devil’s excrement.
Yes I use strong language because I’m not going to pussyfoot around and praise something that has indoctrinated and programmed MY CHILDREN, MY FLESH AND BLOOD, into thinking like rainbow flag waving robots. They had a precious few years in a Christian environment, but as soon as they got out, they were sucked into the Devil’s toilet bowl of deceit and they chose to abandon their Godly upbringing. Yes, it was THEIR CHOICE, but I swannee, sometimes I wish God would MAKE us like robots about certain things. But that won’t happen, as He has given every one of us a free will to choose. Sorry to say but that power has been MUCH abused, especially over the past 30 years.
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It's been a long time, probably more than a year, since I first started going here, and I still don't understand why fundies are using the Internet to spread their Bible-fueled pessimism about everyone and everything around them. Although I admire some of the creative phrases used by the OP (e.g. "the Devil's toilet bowl of deceit")', I sometimes wonder why people like kingjameswriter1965 can't just suck it up, instead of constantly complaining about things like the "Communist, brainwashing, New World Order, Illuminati-pushing" public school system.
Why can't we all be happy? I think God would appreciate it if we stopped worrying over every little thing and just kept it to ourselves. There would be less violence, and more harmony. It's too bad we can never have total world peace. We never did have it, and we never will. Not on this earth anyway. But I don't care, I'm still happy.
@Muchacho1994
God despises unity. Tower of Babel.
The US school system has been systematically stripped of resources for decades by the religious right, in an effort to keep people ignorant so they will buy whatever BS their pastors shove down their throats.
"I don't cuss."
I fucking do.
The amusing thing is, Christians really should be grateful that education in the States is secular. They paint it as promoting atheism, but, actually, promoting atheism is illegal. As a teacher, I'm basically not allowed to promote or dissuade any religious stance of my students, except where it causes harm to other students.
Which just shows what they're really after: conversion and imposing their will on others.
"Yes, it was THEIR CHOICE, but I swannee..."
Uh, what? Since when is 'swannee' a word?
Actually, now that I think about it, doesn't this whole thing sound like he's uh.....second-guessing God? Questioning God? Saying something God did was a bad idea?
They got educated? Good for them, and no thanks to you they may turn out to be decent, intelligent adults, living in the real world of today rather than the dark ages mythology of ignorance that you espouse.
@KingOfRhye:
"I swannee", when translated into English, is "I swear", to somebody who cannot even bear to use the word in a non-offensive fashion. Makes me think of some old biddies of the 1800’s, sipping tea from fine china and coming daringly close to using a rude word, then blushing nicely.
"He has given every one of us a free will to choose. Sorry to say but that power has been MUCH abused, especially over the past 30 years."
"God has given us free will, yes. But we are to use it to choose what He says we are to choose!" #who knows
Goddamnit you assholes, I said I don't fucking CUUUUUSSS!!!
I swannee. *whew* I mean aitch ee double hockey sticks! Goldurn it.
Honey, words have meanings, that we have agreed on, which is what languages are. But perhaps you only know English, so you don't have any concept of languages...
Communist does not mean "that which I hate", but an economic system of sharing the means, kind of like what Jesus and his disciples did.
New World Order and Illuminati are both just as imaginary as your god, and your Devil.
It's better they think like tolerant and open-minded "robots", than god-mumbling slave robots.
What does "swannee" mean?
If you're not allowed to do what you want with your free will, then it is not free will.
"I’m not going to pussyfoot around and praise something that has indoctrinated and programmed MY CHILDREN, MY FLESH AND BLOOD, into thinking like rainbow flag waving robots. They had a precious few years in a Christian environment, but as soon as they got out, they were sucked into the Devil’s toilet bowl of deceit and they chose to abandon their Godly upbringing."
Ah, so there is hope for the children of fundies. Granted, the idea of kjw1965 having children, the sexual relations with women needed to get children, and the ability to raise children to adulthood is still kind of unsettling, but its good to know that the indoctrination he'd inflicted on them didn't stick.
Because God wants people to remain stupid.
Seriously, public schools are neutral with regards to religion. If you wanted your kids to be religious, you should have taught them about it at home or in church. It's not the school's fault that your kids reject your religion.
But that's not exactly what it's really about, isn't it? You want everybody else's kids to be indoctrinated into and programmed with your religion, too.
sometimes I wish God would MAKE us like robots
Um, you fundie Christians are. That's why a lot of us atheists call you guys "godbots." I'm just glad your kids didn't submit to your programming and are able to think for themselves.
"The God-damned public school system"
"I don’t cuss"
By Celestia's Beard, you could've said what Applejack has: 'Gol-durned'.
The public school system still exists, so your 'God' doesn't fucking exist, or he's changed his mind about LGBT people, and the educating of today's & future generations about them in a way that destroys bigotry: i.e. yours .
...or - according to his own 'Word': Romans 13:1-5 - in Soviet Reality, God is damned by you .
"...I’m not going to pussyfoot around and praise something that has indoctrinated and programmed MY CHILDREN, MY FLESH AND BLOOD, into thinking like rainbow flag waving robots.'
Instead, I’m going to simper and genuflect around and praise something that has failed to indoctrinate and program MY CHILDREN, MY FLESH AND BLOOD, into not thinking, and behaving like God-babbling, Jesus obsessed, scripture-parroting robots!
Public schools are not required to tailor their teaching to any one sect's religious beliefs. Otherwise, if they had to conform to fundamentalist Christians, Orthodox Jews and Wahabi Muslims, they couldn't teach anything except reading and arithmetic, and would have to allow fist fights between them on the playground.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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