Merry Christmas Eve! An amateur poem by me :)

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and up in my room,
I don’t dare to give you all gloom and doom;
I sit here a’posting and cannot abide
The falsehood of Santa and fireworks outside.
The lights are all pretty, the tree is aglow
But the weather’s too warm for it to snow.
My kids are going crazy in hopes for tomorrow
While Jesus above looks at them with sad sorrow.
Oh why do we HAVE to believe in someone so fake?
‘Cause if you don’t, you’ll be “burned at the stake!”
There IS no Santa, no reindeer, no flight
Across all the world, all lands in one night.
You have been brainwashed, my friend, I dare say
And you will give account of the deeds you must pay.
Your children will mock you and say that you lied
Because you left cookies by the fireside.
Expecting the revered fat man to devour
All you have left, then be gone in an hour.
It grieves me, friend, and the Lord Jesus as well,
That you don’t have the gumption to denounce him from Hell.
You better watch out, you better not cry
‘Cause Santa is Satan, and a traditional lie.
Well, I have warned you and don’t put up a fight,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, and have a blessed night!