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Satan Has An Achilles Heel! You Can Kill Him Fools!

Ever wondered that you might be A FOOL?!
Satan fooled you once and you lost heaven!
Satan fooled you again and you killed your own savior!

When you religious sheeple will realize Satan plays you like stupid babies!

When you will realize Satan has an Achilles Heel and can be killed!
And he succeeds remaining alive by distracting you and keeping you busy with lies!
Lies like "praying will solve your problems!"
Lies like "wait for a savior to come and solve all your problems, wait for someone else to kill satan for you"

Cause if you were smart enough to stop for a second believe everything others told you/tell you and did your own research, you would have found out...

Satan's Achilles Heel is THE MOON!
It emits frequencies that corrupts all human minds, destroy the evil antenna like in the movie "THEY LIVE" and satan will lose all his powers/invincibility/control over all human minds!

AND THEN CRUCIFY THE MOTHERF*CKER! DO TO HIM WHAT HE FOOLED YOU INTO DOING TO YOUR OWN SAVIOR!

CRUCIFY THAT SNAKE ON A GODDAMN CROSS!

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