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("Me? I think your God and your Satan are both shady people, and will avoid interacting with both unless one of them forces me to open a can of whoop ass.
That said, if anyone wants to worship one or the other, hey, go for it, just not on my property.But you've really got to come to terms with the fact that I can by my own free will select neither of your guys.")

Yep. And when you stand before Christ Almighty, naked in your shame because you refused and rejected He who bore your sins on the cross, and you are cast into The Lake of Fire, which is the eternal punishment for the wicked, you will certainly, in all of your self righteous pride and freewill, be the one who made that awesome decision. Bravo!

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