Quote# 119672

(In response to mdulk's story about satanic palm scanners)

It sounds like you had an option to do the scan...what if you are under anesthesia...wonder if they could do it without your knowledge? It may very well come to that...
'They' want to be able to identify you by every means possible...as posted earlier, they can't identify you if you are not on this earth!!

Momma D., Rapture Ready 10 Comments [6/11/2016 4:33:27 AM]
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If you're under anesthesia, you've got a hospital bracelet on. Get a grip.

6/11/2016 5:39:32 AM


So rapture readitards are aliens? I knew it.

6/11/2016 5:52:05 AM


what if you are under anesthesia

What? Don't you know? When you're under anesthesia they always extract a few liver cells with a needle you'll never feel and make clones of your person. By the time you wake up there are five of you. Then they replace you with one of the controlled clones and send you, the original, to a laboratory next to the CERN accelerator in Switzerland to observe your reaction when exposed to the God particle.

The palm scan should be the least of your worries.

6/11/2016 7:38:36 AM

Admiral Nopants

"as posted earlier, they can't identify you if you are not on this earth!!"

To paraphrase Dr. "Cranberry" Hoff *ahem*:

Very good, Momma D.! Do you have any other insightful observations that you'd like to share with us? :D

6/11/2016 8:25:53 AM

Hasan Prishtina

Better stay away from hospitals, then.

6/11/2016 12:49:40 PM

Old Viking

... they can't identify you if you are not on this this earth!

So you haven't heard of the new Microsoft app, IdentiSoul?

6/11/2016 2:24:18 PM


...or in a stage of "DOOM IV", the 'Doom Marine' can just rip your arm off, and place the hand on the scanner to access another area.

...but hey, if it ensures the Hell Portal is shut off permanently on Mars, then I say go for it with all Plasma Rifles, Gauss Cannons & BFG 9000s blazing my man, and suck up your paranoia about 'Marks', princess! [/id Software] >:D

6/11/2016 7:11:37 PM


Somewhere, right now, there is someone who actually believes that...
and that makes me simultaneously sad & entertained.

6/12/2016 12:43:16 PM

Phil O'Macedon

Correct. I think you should leave immediately!

6/13/2016 9:16:44 PM

rubber chicken

" they can't identify you if you are not on this earth!!"

Would using a trampoline really confuse them ?

6/13/2016 10:14:20 PM

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