David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

If You Love Ice-Cold, Refreshing, Water— You'd Better Get Saved, Because There's No Water In Hell!

There is no water in Hell! There is no ice-cold, refreshing, thirst-quenching, icy water in Hell. Not a single drop!!! I LOVE WATER! I always keep two big bottles of cold water in my refrigerator. It's really cold! I keep my refrigerator set at the coldest setting. Whenever I am refreshed by drinking plenty of delicious, refreshing, very cold water, I am reminded of the suffering rich man burning in the fires of Hell, and I am grateful to God for both the satisfying water and His wondrous gift of eternal life through faith in Jesus Christ. If for no other reason, I wouldn't want to go to Hell just because there is no water there! Can you imagine?

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I can't think of anything worse than the fires of Hell themselves, than to have an insatiable thirst for cold water, and be denied water 24/7 for the rest of eternity!!!!!!! HOW HORRIFYING!!! Friend, I DO mean to scare you horribly if you've never been saved, because today could be the last day of your life on earth. I don't care how traumatizing, miserable and hard your life may be on earth, or how horrible the afflictions you may have suffered through (I've had many myself), we've always been able to REST at some point. But there is NO REST in Hell. There is no rest DAY NOR NIGHT in Hell. Revelation14:11, “And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.” Everyone who goes to Hell will never have any rest again, neither day nor night, forever and ever! And did I mention, there is no water in the Lake of Fire!!!

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