Westboro Baptist Church #fundie godhatesfags.com

Just before his 83rd birthday, Westboro Baptist Church will, Lord willing, picket Willie Nelson, bearing the fit of the only kind and sober words he will receive: By any measure, you will shortly quit this earth. Your "brother, friend" Merle Haggard was supposed to join you at this concert, and the Lord required his soul recently. By all outward indicators, Merle Haggard landed in hell, and while you have the breath of life today you should repent and warn others to do the same.

The kind of nonsense you've sold to your perverse generation will not be accepted. For example, this bilge you spewed in your 2015 autobiography ("It's a Long Story") will have no path to escape your lips in that grave hour: "I couldn't betray marijuana any more than I could betray a family member [tell that to your 4 wives...especially the one who quit you when she found you carrying around the nice fresh hospital bill for the just-then birth of one of your children to another woman] or a lifelong friend. That's because marijuana has never betrayed me." God's requirements for you at this stage of life are summarized at Titus 2:2 - "That the aged men be sober, grave, temperate, sound in faith, in charity, in patience." You are bound by that standard.

You've busily ensured that your example is the exact opposite of that - right down to this day, continuing to promote illegal drug use, serial adultery and wink-at-fornication. It is time for you to prepare to meet the King of Eternity, that Almighty God who framed you and will require an accounting how you used your time, resources and extensive influence (all of which He loaned you for use in service to Him).

GOD LOVES GRATEFUL, HUMBLE OBEDIENCE!

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