"Have your read about the Lensky experiments? Pretty much proves that evolution happens, not to mention nylon-eating bacteria."

Bacteria is still bacteria and when left alone reverts back to it's original state - just like your messiah's finches. Typical evolutionist, just like fabricating an entire "caveman" out of a pig's tooth (Nebraska Man) you people take an adaptation and fabricate a whole series of mythological events that have to be taken on faith (a religion).
Constantly yammering on about other's beliefs only makes you look more and more desperate.