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First of all, our God is holy, and He said that the definition of beauty is something that is holy. No young lady, no matter how beautiful she may be thought of in her face, is beautiful if she is not holy. No thing that man ever created, no matter how skillfully it was crafted, is a beautiful work of art if it wasn't made to be holy. Beauty and holiness go together.

Now this is true when it comes to music and the playing of instruments. Every instrument was made to be played beautifully. God gave the Jews music. God gave King David the ability to make instruments, and the Jewish community today, though they are the enemies of the Gospel, still have a shred of what King David had. Many of the classical musicians are Jewish. If you want to hear how a violin should be played, listen to a Jewish man play it. If you want to hear what an oboe should sound like, listen to a Jewish man play that oboe.

Alan Ives, Mom of 9's Place 24 Comments [10/12/2015 3:11:32 AM]
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NearlySane

But god gave rock and roll to everyone

10/12/2015 3:29:15 AM

Mister Spak

What's your opinion of Jewish Heavy Metal?

10/12/2015 4:34:37 AM

Swede

HIS definition of beauty might be "something that is holy". Others can have different definitions. As they say: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

So, gods are not holy, then, as man created the gods...


10/12/2015 5:04:44 AM



As Jesús said, white sepulchres. Very nice in te outside but awful inside

10/12/2015 5:19:54 AM

Pule Thamex

It's becoming increasingly obvious that mental illness is a state of holiness given to mankind by Bible God and His bearded brothers of No.1 Cloud Castle, Pantheon Avenue, Drooland, Disunited States of Insanity.

10/12/2015 5:32:51 AM

Hasan Prishtina

Since Tin Pan Alley and the Brill Building were heavily populated by Jews, I think you might want to revise your opinions. And stop being so creepy about Jews.

10/12/2015 5:44:15 AM

Doubting Thomas

No young lady, no matter how beautiful she may be thought of in her face, is beautiful if she is not holy.



Ana Kasparian, atheist. Your argument is invalid.

Now this is true when it comes to music and the playing of instruments.

Then why does Christian rock suck so much?

10/12/2015 6:11:50 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Swede

As they say: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

I think the saying is, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." :)

10/12/2015 6:14:06 AM

Azereaux

While I take music to have (great) spiritual value, you had to go and make it an ethnic/religious thing... Could've let you go if you'd just stopped after the first paragraph.

Also, please explain Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Eddie Van Halen.

10/12/2015 7:11:02 AM

Anon-e-moose

"First of all, our God is holy"



...and secondly, our Goddess is Holey, Alan Arse.

Your point, other than a subconscious desire to play the Pink Oboe...?! [/Freud] >:D

10/12/2015 7:30:06 AM

Oxymoron's Razor

Swede

<As they say: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". >

Yeah, but the rest of the party is in the *stomach* of the Beholder.

Thank you, I'm here all week. Remember to tip your waitress

10/12/2015 7:59:29 AM

creativerealms

Is Alan Ives David J Stewart?

10/12/2015 8:01:07 AM

breakerslion

Edit: (I better fix this before the shitstorm!)

"Many of the classical musicians are Jewish. If you want to hear how a violin should be played, listen to a Jewish man play it. If you want to hear what an oboe should sound like, listen to a Jewish man play that oboe."

And if you want to see how to dance, go find a Black person. Boy, those people can dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9TGlDxE48

Also:



http://www.bso.org/g-m/lucia-lin.aspx

In Yer Face!

10/12/2015 9:16:45 AM

JohnTheAtheist

So there will be great music in hell, is that the point?

10/12/2015 9:18:38 AM

SpukiKitty

People were making music before the Jews came along, dummy!

I'd love to see his reaction to Bob Dylan, Lou Reed, Marc Bolan and Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley of KISS.

KOSHER ROCK!

10/12/2015 9:19:08 AM

Goomy pls

I kno some Jews who are good at viola. However, most violists I kno are actually black Gentiles.

10/12/2015 9:57:27 AM

freako104

His definition is not everyone else's

10/12/2015 10:35:19 AM

szena

Slightly weird, but not fundie.

10/12/2015 12:41:11 PM

Old Viking

Do you wholly believe that?

10/12/2015 1:49:17 PM

Jonathon

Jews are the enemies of the Gospel despite the fact that your God considered them to be His chosen people. Riiiiiiight. What was Jesus' religious affiliation, Al?

10/12/2015 8:50:26 PM

Mathius_dragoon

If no young lady can be beautiful without being holy then I must be living in a convent conveniently disguised as a city.

I don't know if music is the best lens to look at Judaism through, given that an instrument is literally called a "Jew's harp" and at least historically meant in the same sense as a slur.

10/12/2015 9:09:42 PM

Hasan Prishtina

@ Mathius_dragoon

"Jew's harp" is a corruption of "jaw harp" because the instrument is designed to be played held in the mouth and using the jaw as a resonator. There is no connection with Jews or, unless in error, anti-Semitism.

10/13/2015 7:41:18 AM

Mathius_dragoon

@hasan That's what I meant. People deliberately played up the anti-semetic angle regardless of it's actual merit.

10/13/2015 11:21:40 AM



And for Jews who play metal? Also I do not care for god's view of beauty as I have my own views and even they only matter to me.

12/3/2017 5:20:56 AM

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