[9/10/2015 3:46:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm
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I'm not a spambot
Their username really doesn't fit with this image...
9/10/2015 4:01:13 PM
You're an American who is proud of having the heritage of racist traitors, who believes that a country that is likely using your country to act above certain laws is your greatest ally, and you respect a group of people who are currently tainted by performing illegal actions under the guise of enforcing the law. Also, you believe that it's the other side of the political spectrum that's dividing people into an us vs. them situation, that a group that mostly works toward ensuring reproductive health is actually a bunch of cold blooded murderers, that you love the same people you condemn for loving the wrong kind of people, and that our only remaining hope is to revert back to the morals of bronze age goat herders.
Hate to break it to you, but I only stand with you on the American part, and I'm pretty sure it means I'm better at being a caring human being than you.
9/10/2015 4:02:57 PM
France is our greatest ally.
"Lafayette, I am here."
The Confederacy lost.
9/10/2015 4:18:31 PM
I agree with American flag and police badge. Not the rest
9/10/2015 4:19:09 PM
#1: I agree.
#2: You do realize that you've inherited ignorance, hate, lies and treachery, right?
#3: No, they're not. Replace this with the Union Jack and maybe you'll have a case.
#4: I show respect for this when respect is due. An officer who is faithful to their oaths is worthy of respect, one who is a bully with a badge isn't.
#5: You've got the wrong picture there. It's supposed to be an elephant.
#6:No, it isn't. Not at all. And stop believing in fake videos.
#7: No, you don't. You hate them both.
#8: Then we're screwed. Or more precisely, we're screwed if your interpretation of this is our only hope.
In conclusion: I don't stand anywhere near you. Thank goodness.
Edited after a look at the post: Ok, mothman isn't serious, but the tone of his reply suggests that he picked this up from someone who was. It still stands. My reply to 7 also edited.
9/10/2015 4:19:41 PM
This is Poe. Says so right under the image.
9/10/2015 4:22:21 PM
"I stand as far away from this shit as possible."
9/10/2015 5:44:07 PM
It's not a bad question even if it is a Poe.
Where do I stand? I stand with secular humanism and the rule of law. I stand with the part of the declaration of Independence that says "all men are created equal" even though many of the signatories didn't really mean it to include anyone but white men. I stand with those who believe that all members of society should seek to make a stronger society.
I stand against religious freaks in government at any level. I stand against bigotry. I stand against rabid nationalism that refuses to accept that our country has done bad things that need to be redressed.
9/10/2015 6:15:33 PM
Where do you stand?
In the right place:
9/10/2015 6:24:42 PM
Sorry, but this is our only hope
9/10/2015 6:44:06 PM
Where do I stand? Against you. Enough said.
9/10/2015 6:56:08 PM
There was a quote similar to this from a Cracked article, where the fundies in question were the subjects of the article, not the guy who wrote it. Mothman should not be listed as the fundie for this quote. We need to find who he reblogged this from, and who they rebooted it from, etc etc until we find the original creator.
9/10/2015 7:07:27 PM
I'd like to create my version of this and post it here....both as a fun, creative exercise and a rebuttal to this dork.
AAAAAAALLLLL-RIGHTY THEN! HERE IT IS!.....
....AM I AWESOME OR WHAT?!
9/10/2015 7:27:07 PM
You get cookies with tiny donuts and sparkles.
9/10/2015 9:13:44 PM
The first two are contradictory. The third and possibly the fourth (depending on the context) are admirable enough, though I'm not sure about "greatest". The fifth is hilarious when you consider who the people are who scream for secession. The sixth is based on debunked claims. The seventh is Orwellian doublethink. The eighth is hilarious.
That's where I stand buddy.
9/10/2015 9:57:54 PM
Apparently on the intelligent side of the line. Which is to say DIRECTLY across from you.
Couldn't have said it better if you gave me an hour to try.
This fellow, however, wins the internet for today.
9/10/2015 10:13:12 PM
This is where I stand
That goodness I stand on a different continent.
9/11/2015 1:44:33 AM
You may find pride in the more questionable aspects of the USA's past, but others may find it in its tolerance, secularism, and good human rights record. You don't get to define what USA stands for by resorting to hyperbole and falsehoods to demean liberal causes.
9/11/2015 2:35:05 AM
'murica: This is my country. We're #1! ...at prison population.
CSA: This was a "country" created simply to preserve the outmoded institution of slavery.
Israel: I support this country, but not at the expense of Palestine.
Police: Usually good guys, but the undercurrent of violence and racism is non-negligible.
Obama: A would-be progressive leader who has unfortunately conceded to extremist conservatives at the expense of the coalition that elected him.
Planned Parenthood: Abortion is a vanishingly small portion of its services, and defunding the organisation prevents many people from using the other services.
Homosexuality: Not a choice. Nothing evil about it.
Bu¥Bull: Utter bullshit.
9/11/2015 5:02:54 AM
You are obviously anti gun
9/11/2015 5:07:02 AM
So, you are able to hold beliefs that don't match and sometimes contradict each other
9/11/2015 5:48:08 AM
I wouldn't use, to symbolise my heritage, the flag of those who didn't flinch to destroy my country to maintain slavery forever.
9/11/2015 5:55:48 AM
"This is where I stand"
This is where I stand. The real one, not the imaginary one you fundies imagine.
9/11/2015 6:04:37 AM
Do you have this posted to tumblr? If not can I repost and give you credit?
9/11/2015 6:05:32 AM
Where do I stand?
As far away from you as possible.
9/11/2015 6:23:38 AM