Christian is the new black.
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Oh, really then. So Christians are being profiled by the police, then? They're getting arrested just for being found in a car with a non-Christian by a cop, or even being shot for "noncompliance" and "threatening the life of an officer" when a cop finds them walking down the street and carrying something that kind of maybe resembles a gun if you squint at it from ten feet away and then forget what you actually see and jump to conclusions?
Funny, I haven't heard a single thing about any of that. Since you apparently have, would you mind sharing with the rest of the world to prove your point, instead of keeping it to yourself?
EDIT: I'm just now also noticing the implication that this asshole probably doesn't consider black Christians to be "real" Christians. I haven't kept up with this dumb fuck to know how racist he is, but it would not surprise me in the least given the insane amount of completely arbitrary bullshit certain fundies have been claiming is required to make one a "real" Christian.
Nah, because #BlackLivesMatter :)
When I first read BF's tweet, I just figured he was riffing on Orange is the New Black, and was imagining KD in prison-issue overalls, getting wifed.
What do you mean? That Christians are skinned in order to make clothes? Or that with so many megachurches, politicians, lobbies and multimillion business, nevertheless are the ones who are discriminated?
"Christian is the new black"
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Christians have been wearing black for a long time. Therefore not new, Bri. NEXT!
OR:
As you're a closet case Bri , you'd look faaaaabulous in black, darling! [/Rarity]
...I've never been so quickly moved to "Severely, irreparably maim" in a long time. How about you not co-opt the struggles of my brothers and sisters, and I won't jam my size 13 engineer's boot down your throat until stomach acid starts eating at the sole, huh?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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