And this is coming from someone who also claim homosexuality is normal. You guarantees are a house of cards. My guarantees stands upon a ROCK. Better check your foundation. Mine is JESUS/Yeshua Ha Mashiach, yours seems to be lies.
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It's a rock you just threw upwards, and now you are standing below it, watching it's shadow grow larger, but firm in your belief that Jesus will keep it afloat.
OHP FTW!
"...JESUS/Yeshua Ha Mashiach..."
That sock puppet must be getting pretty smelly by now, considering how many clergymen have had their hands up there. I'll wager a good percentage, starting with Paul, had questionable personal hygiene too.
On a side note, is that where the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" comes from?
Jesus hung around with twelve men , two of whom were sailors . One of said twelve kissed him. Hardly associated with women, if ever. Never had a girlfriend, nor did he marry one. Told others to 'Love your fellow man '. Wore a dress too.
He certainly never said word one against homosexuality in the NT, therefore one doesn't need to be Freud or Kinsey to 'read between the lines', which is what you lot do, re. that Bible of yours.
Atheism based on the earthquake-resistant mechanisms built into the ground: via science . Granite can be pulverised by machines. Again, via science . NEXT!
You don't have a damned rock. There's a rock with Pilate's name on it, no clay or paper documents from the time when your particular Jesus might have been assumed to be active, an way too many later forgeries of various types. Fuck it, I'll bet the whole cult started after Simon Magus washed out in Rome and rebooted by finding a useful idiot in Saul. Just as good as any other theory!
Little did he know that his foundation was actually Damien Thorn and it's all crumbly & flooded.
Yeshua/Jesus thinks you're an idiot, Mr. Fallingbum.
<My guarantees stands upon a ROCK>
Yeah, and it's one of those Hollywood prop rocks. You know, the hollow styrofoam-esque ones that look like a rock but are hollow and have absolutely no weight to them....
Losing the 'natural' argument, they've shifted to attacking the 'normal'.
It's the word redefinition game. Natural means it DOES OCCUR and history, literature and medical consensus has determined homosexuality is a long occurring regular aspect of humanity (and other species).
They're losing that argument, can't shift anywhere past 15% and losing that base now.
So:
Normal:
Well to them and their goat blowing audience, gay is wrong but sucking goat dick is just a harmless hobby and they're getting really pissed at us dissing their innocent goat blowing hobby while letting gays do icky shit out of site.
So:
Normal is their pretentious God talking bullshit and homosexuality is wrong because their stupid book says so somewhere around gay shellfish in gay mixed apparel or some such shit.
"It never says that you can't blow goats or support Nambla boy buggery though so that's just fine" says Elijah, whipping his chin.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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