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WELL MORMONS ARE NOT CHRISTIANS THEY ARE PRETENDERS
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Have they got brass in pocket?
9/1/2015 7:02:48 AM
All christians are pretenders because islam is the real religion. Accept Allah as your lord and savior or else burn in hell forever.
9/1/2015 7:03:27 AM
No true Christian. They probably think the same of you.
9/1/2015 7:14:51 AM
Insult to Rocks
In my opinion, all Christians are pretenders. They pretend that a magic man in the sky tells them what to do.
9/1/2015 8:06:31 AM
Well, it`s official people: There really are no true christians!
9/1/2015 8:11:06 AM
It's true because it's typed with the Caps Lock of Truth.
9/1/2015 9:22:36 AM
PRETENDERS HIDE THE TRANSFORMERS INSIDE!
9/1/2015 9:37:46 AM
In fairness, there
legitimate reason to think this. The argument has been made that Christians are those who accept, at a bare minimum, the First Council of Nicaea and the First Council of Constantinople. Mormons don't, and neither do Jehovah's Witnesses.
But I'm guessing this guy's reasoning behind his opinion is far less academic.
9/1/2015 9:43:40 AM
Well, they are Christians, they are just exceptionally stupid ones, even by fundamentalist standards.
9/1/2015 10:08:09 AM
IBUKI WANTS TO KNOW HOW MIKE-CHAN KNOWS HE'S NOT THE
9/1/2015 11:14:54 AM
WELL MORMONS ARE NOT CHRISTIANS THEY ARE PRETENDERS"
'...don't get me wrong!'
He'll never be Frederick von Mercury, that's for sure! X3
So... you voted for Obama in 2012 then, Mike Sturm und Drang?
Because you would never betray your granite-solid Christain principles and - like those in Ruptured Retards - vote for an '
But Obama' candidate; such as... Mitt 'Magic Pants' Romney: A MORMON.
9/1/2015 2:53:24 PM
You're just jealous of their magic underwear.
9/1/2015 3:53:20 PM
Even though they pray to Jesus
9/1/2015 4:02:28 PM
I'm too lazy to make a good Foo Fighters joke here.
9/1/2015 4:09:59 PM
Mormons are definitely not Christians. They are further from true Christianity than Catholics.
Read the Christian Bible, KJV!
Your neighborhood fundamentalist.
9/1/2015 4:28:27 PM
But what about the
9/1/2015 4:51:17 PM
That's nothing. I can define Christianity in an even less real way. Look, paper clips are Christian if and only if they are red. Nothing, and no one, else is a true Christian.
9/1/2015 5:54:43 PM
A Mormon can only be a real Christian if they have belly ache.
9/2/2015 4:16:44 AM
It's true that you'll hear almost nothing about Jesus at a meeting, but lots of talk about Joseph Smith and their so-called prophets, and they don't even have meetings at the ward houses on Christmas unless it happens to fall on Sunday. However, they do believe in Jesus as their savior.
9/2/2015 5:00:18 AM
What if they think the same about you?
9/2/2015 7:22:08 AM
Question: Do you think the KJV is the
version to be trusted, is utterly flawless in every conceivable way, and is the
word of your God, as authorised by a past monarch (King James I) of my country, Britain?
Think extremely carefully before answering, Jer.
9/2/2015 7:29:17 AM
@ Mister Spak. Don't forget The Flying Sphaghetti Monster, Harhui, and George Carlin. Also Jerry? Most Catholics adhere more closley to the teachings of Jesus than your fundementalist ilk, so I think that makes them more Christian than thou.
9/2/2015 7:42:14 AM
...oh, and not forgetting Jerry's scat fetish:
Pure chance and gradual biological adaptation resulted in we
Jerry's 'God' made subhumans like him out of
Clay. Shit. No difference, Jer.
9/2/2015 8:53:41 AM
Considering just how divergent Mormonism is from mainstream Christianity, I actually agree that it is probably better to view it as it's own religion.
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