this is common sense! everyone is born a christian, later in life they may decide to believe in something else. like many atheists and agnostics that choose to believe that way because they feel(and wrongully so) that there is no god. marriage is a christian birthright, a. polygamy is a perverted version of "marriage" currupted by the minds of mormons. if we allow that kind of stuff to stand then soon gays will want to marry, soon people will want to marry sandwiches or trees. where will the line be drawn??? as a christian birthright, it is out job to put a stop to it before it becomes abused byp eople who take it for granted
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Marrying sandwiches? I prefer One night stands. Sandwiches have got really bad hygiene and after a few days they just stink far to much to hang around them.
Make no mistake: EVERYONE is born christian. Except for 5,999,999,999 out of 6,000,000,000 people.
You poor thing, are you suffering from the delusions that polygamy is legal in the U S and that a sandwich, a tree or a sheep will ever be considered consenting adults and therefore able to enter into a binding contract i.e. marriage. SLIPPERY SLOPE!!
"this is common sense!"
My Fundie parser indicates that when a Fundie starts a passage with "this is common sense" it means that this is crap and nobody but my fellow assbite Fundies will believe it.
"everyone is born a christian,"
What did I tell you? Absolutely and entirely Fundie bullshit. Babies aren't born with beliefs and belief is what makes one a Xian.
"later in life they may decide to believe in something else. like many atheists and agnostics that choose to believe that way because they feel(and wrongully so) that there is no god."
Right, atheists do not believe in God, however, we are not wrong.
"Wrongully" Nice spelling, genius.
"marriage is a christian birthright"
Wrong again. Marriage existed long, long, long before Xianity. Remember, Abraham was married. Jacob was married. Not to mention, of course, that pagans of that era also married.
"a. polygamy is a perverted version of 'marriage' currupted by the minds of mormons."
If you had ever read the Bible you would know that Jews and Xians were allowing polygamy throughout the eras during which the Bible was written.
"if we allow that kind of stuff to stand then soon gays will want to marry"
If you had been paying attention you might have noticed that gay people *do* want to marry. According to my Fundie parser what you really mean is "I don't want to marry another guy, so homosexual marriage can't be allowed. I think it's just icky!"
"soon people will want to marry sandwiches or trees."
Wrong again, but so what? What's it to you if some guy marries his sandwich? Doesn't mean your marriage would be any less, just means that guy is a nutjob.
"where will the line be drawn???"
Who cares?
"as a christian birthright, it is out job to put a stop to it before it becomes abused byp eople who take it for granted"
There you go again. Marriage is not a Xian birthright.
Please learn to spell... and think.
See the great thing about vegetables is they have no rights, so after you've fucked them, you can trade them in for a younger one. (No that wasn't a Terry Schiavo joke)
Justin - have you tried to tell angry notice about 'Theory of Mind'? (I think the closest he's ever come was a coincidentally colocated 'Theory of Behind') I just love the Theory of MInd ramifications - until you develop ToM you cannot believe in God. You also cannot lie.
<<< everyone is born a christian >>>
My ass, they are.
<<< marriage is a christian birthright >>>
That would explain why it predates Christianity.
<<< if we allow that kind of stuff to stand then soon gays will want to marry, soon people will want to marry sandwiches or trees. >>>
The first one: why not? The last two: no one (except possibly you) is that crazy.
<<< where will the line be drawn??? >>>
Consenting adults.
AngryNotice is a retard. And a regular contender for every award this forum has ever bestowed.
I had a fundie preacher claim I "knew" god when I was little. Nope. Sorry, buddy. Sure you did, he kept on. Nope. I didn't. And how the hell would you know WHAT I or anyone else did or didn't know as a kid?
Even funnier with the first part: "he chose to become a muslim if thats the case. they are indocterinated at a young age. ask yourself, did jesus choose to be a christian, or was he born that way????"
Jesus was a christian? o_0
<<<if we allow that kind of stuff to stand then soon gays will want to marry, soon people will want to marry sandwiches or trees. where will the line be drawn???>>>
Aww, come on guys! Don't flame him. He spent all night buttering that slope! He's just tired. Let's wait 'til he wakes up.
Of course, he'll be really pissed off that there's been a full recall on Acme Slip-O Butter, due to its sticky, non-slippery nature.
This is one of the most nearly sensible posts I've seen from AngryNotice, which just goes to show how incredibly loony his stuff usually is. "Everyone is born a Christian" until or unless they are conditioned otherwise? It doesn't get much more bass ackwards than that!
Oh, and Babbleon, that's a great one! My ex-wife went on to marry a po' boy, herself.
~David D.G.
Do you know what happens?, Salomon and David married 100 wives, Abraham had a concubine and Jacob 2 wives. They say that gay marriage is unnatural, that marriage must be one man and one woman, but they realise that the humankind thinks in marriage as "natural" only for the convenience of men.
What he means is that everyone who is BROUGHT UP AS CHRISTIAN, if they change their minds is because there is brainwashing from somebody else. Second, he means sacrament and religiously sanctioned to what God seems to think about that, not that Muslims, Buddists or Jewish are not allowed to marry. He forgets Mormons, Muslims, King Solomon.............but, following his line of reaons, I leave it. Gays, actually can marry in some places and the word "consenting adult", doesn´t apply to non-living non-rational things to which you can´t have any relationship OF ANY KIND.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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