Quote# 110595

NONE of you Motherfuckers seem to understand what the Rainbow Fag Flag means do you? America is FUCKED

After God destroyed the world with the great flood, he promised the few survivors, the chosen few, that he would never again unleash the world wide flood. It was a covenant with his children...

What are the Satanic NWO pupeteers doing? They're encouraging homosexuals marching under rainbow flags, co-opting a Biblical symbol, a symbol literally of God and waving it in God's face as if to say "Haha! you said you'd never do that again, you promised! you can't touch us! Here's the rainbow so you don't forget!"

These sick piglike fucks don't know the anger they are provoking in God... Obama doesn't realize that you DO NOT FUCK with God. Mark my words -the devasation will be nothing short of biblical, the kind of doom that no one will be excited about. I'm talking the kind of shit Johnny Cash wrote songs about, the songs that haunt the deepest remnants of faith in those who have given into SIN. America better prepare for the ASSFUCK OF THE CENTURY...

On the other hand, Russia, its people, its leaders honor and respect God and they have been blessed and will be safe. God has demonstrated it. The Satanic Babylonian whore of the world (America) rallied nearly the entire world against Russia, with every lie, every dirty trick, it turned nations against Russia to ruin and collapse Russia - And they failed! the sanctions didn't fucking work and Russia's economy is growing, their ruble has gained value! They now have the strongest allies in the world, both politically and Militarily! They're about to give europe the middle finger by pulling the carpet right out from under their asses with the new alliances with greece and italy soon! Those who follow and honor God are protected and rewarded! Look at what the Syrians have been able to withstand from the Satanic NWO forces for almost five years.... few nations could truthfully say the could today withstand all that and still fight strong! Syria has because God has not abandoned them!

Repent you disbelieving Motherfucks! Apologize to God! Keep the faith! Vayan con dios, hijos de puta!!!

Epiphany time Motherfucks!, Godlike Productions 23 Comments [7/9/2015 3:25:21 AM]
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niv

"the sanctions didn't fucking work and Russia's economy is growing, their ruble has gained value! They now have the strongest allies in the world, both politically and Militarily! They're about to give europe the middle finger by pulling the carpet right out from under their asses with the new alliances with greece and italy soon! Those who follow and honor God are protected and rewarded! Look at what the Syrians have been able to withstand from the Satanic NWO forces for almost five years.... few nations could truthfully say the could today withstand all that and still fight strong! Syria has because God has not abandoned them!"

meanwhile, in the real world...

7/9/2015 4:00:06 AM

Frogflayer

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

7/9/2015 4:02:59 AM

Lemonaidemon

Light didn't refract before the flood, and my imaginary sky daddy will beat you up, and Syria and Russia are the greatest! No I'm not moving there.

7/9/2015 4:08:00 AM

Slaanesh

That should be "Vayan con Dios, hijos de putas", if my Spanish isn't failing me. Also, wasn't that just a song? "And God sent Noah the rainbow sign; said 'no more water, fire next time'"?

7/9/2015 4:51:12 AM

Tempus

Feel free to emigrate then.

7/9/2015 4:53:28 AM

Kanna

If Russia is so great, I'm sure they can find room for you. What's that you say? You can't go because you're still in high school? And likely to remain there for the foreseeable future? Mmm-hmmm.

7/9/2015 5:09:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

So God is going to destroy the country because we now allow gay people living together to have a piece of paper from the state (even though they'd continue to live together without that piece of paper), but he never had a problem with Christians coming to this country and committing genocide against the Native Americans or running the slave trade for the first almost 100 years this country existed.

Come to think about it, the bible is full of stories of God commanding genocide and slavery. Hmm... maybe we are fucked!

Oh that's right, good thing God doesn't exist.

7/9/2015 5:50:13 AM

Churchy LaFemme

"America better prepare for the ASSFUCK OF THE CENTURY..."

So is God gay, or does he just enjoy anal? Either way, it seems strange he would punish the country for allowing the same thing.

7/9/2015 6:24:41 AM

Goomy pls

"Assfuck of the Century" would be a great name either for a band or a song.

7/9/2015 6:37:50 AM

SpukiKitty

All those F-bombs....Assuming you're a "Good Pious, Vulgarity-Hating Bible-Thumping Christian" do you sing hymns with that mouth?

And what's with all that Spanish stuff in the end?

Profanity & Spanish...Maybe this guy fancies himself one of those "Mexican Machismo" types rather than a "Puritan".

....He's probably really a very pasty-white freckled brat named Melvin.

Even if he was a "Mexican Tough-guy", he's still a dumbass. That whole "Machismo Culture" is dumbass! YOU CAN BE A REAL MAN WITHOUT BEING A DUMBASS, SEÑOR EL DUMBASSO!


If you think Russia's so awesome, MOVE THERE, COMRADE!

7/9/2015 7:38:09 AM

Morningstar

>the kind of doom that no one will be excited about.

I dunno, Rapture Ready seems ready to cum at such doom

7/9/2015 8:30:11 AM

Hasan Prishtina

America better prepare for the ASSFUCK OF THE CENTURY...

You make that sound like it's a good thing...

And they failed! the sanctions didn't fucking work and Russia's economy is growing, their ruble has gained value!



@ Slaanesh

"Hijos de puta" is right; the 'puta' is unspecificed, so singular. It doesn't work the same way in English.

7/9/2015 8:40:08 AM

FinalArbiterOfMyMorality

And here I was thinking that the rainbow flag represented diversity. The more you know, I guess.

7/9/2015 10:43:38 AM

Slaanesh

@Hasan Prishtina:

Thanks much-- it's been so long since I've been away from home that my Spanish is rustier than David J. Stewart's pacemaker.

7/9/2015 1:13:25 PM

Ace Atheist

rainbow flags, co-opting a Biblical symbol, a symbol literally of God

How does your science explain the magic of rainbows then, huh?

7/9/2015 1:38:50 PM

Swede

The Rainbow Flag means God is having gay sex.

There is not NWO, silly-nilly.

The flag has all colors on it, and means that everyone is included, stupid.

They have provoked God to so much anger that he... does absolutely nothing, for decade after decade.
Just look at the "devasation" He has put the Netherlands through. Oh wait, He hasn't.

Russia more or less rallied the entire world against it, by herself, through her own actions.
The sanctions do fucking work. Sanction is a long-term method, not a quick-fix.

Alliances with Greece and Italy? Bwaaaaaah! Two of the poorer countries in Europe are his new best buddies? And, says who?

Syria is basically a wasteland of ruins and rubble, most of its citizens are in refugee camps in Turkey and other neighboring countries.

Daesh see themselves as following and honoring God; why don't you join them?

7/9/2015 2:09:46 PM

freako104

It's like he just threw these words together hoping they'd stick

7/9/2015 2:29:34 PM

Went

I'm from Spain and I really have no clue why the hell he'd add a "hijos de puta" there other than for gratuitous swearing. Like, honestly.

Also, Italy forming a coalition with Russia? What the?

I do like the rainbow comparison though. Not directed at Magical Sky Person but at the fundies.

7/9/2015 2:36:32 PM

checkmate

Repent you disbelieving Motherfucks!

Sounds like something Jesus would have said. Strange that the Bible missed a quote like that.

7/9/2015 2:51:24 PM



I love how when I was kid extreme right wingers were constantly telling us how Russia, then the USSR, was the most evil, horrible country in the world, the "godless communists" were going to take over the world and everyone in the country from the Kremlin on down to the kids in the schools was out to get us. True they were aggressive and expansionist, and they still are. But now PRAISE JEEZUS!!! their leader is doing 'the LORDS work" and they are "right in GODS eyes" because Putin is a raging homophobic ass, (makes me wonder about the guy) so now, America, and any one that agrees with us, i.e anyone that treats LGBTs as people is a bunch Satan worshiping NWO FEMA camp loving traitors to "true Christians". The fact that people like this kiss the ass of that thug Putin and his supporters is just further proof that fundamentalists don't worship anything but power.

7/9/2015 8:30:57 PM

SpukiKitty

Why "Motherfucks" & not "Motherfuckers"? Is there a distinction or does it roll better off the tongue?

7/9/2015 9:23:24 PM

FELIX LÆTVS

Hahaha! Really? If God has such a problem, why doesn't he just come down and tell us instead of acting like a wimp and hide in the clouds?

7/9/2015 10:30:02 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Malfeasance, mummery, mopery, and, yes, even Jaywalking!!!!11!2@!!

In your face, "Gawd". I fart in your general direction.


So Russia is now allied with Greece? OK, then, their troubles are over.

7/9/2015 10:44:54 PM

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