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Q: At what age should a harlot start to be corrected? Is a harlot ever too young to rape?

A: As soon as she’s old enough to be a harlot, you should start correcting her. 9 – 15 is usually the ideal age to start correcting harlots, but no harlot is too young to correct. These days, harlots are getting younger and younger. So, if you see a 6-year-old dressed like a harlot, feel free to rape her. Remember: all harlots are equally deserving of rape.

The Philosophers of Rape, The Philosophy of Rape 142 Comments [6/11/2015 2:09:48 AM]
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At this point, even if you're trolls, you've managed to cross *several lines* at this point.

I hope everyone who is participating in this gets sent to jail for a very long time, hopefully until they're old enough to be sent to the most dreary nursing home where they know no one will ever come to visit them.

6/9/2015 5:33:27 PM


A-are you joking me? I mean, this has to be a joke, right? Please, ANY being who may be listening, let this be a joke.

6/11/2015 2:24:19 AM


You do know what happens to child rapists in prison, right?

6/11/2015 3:02:21 AM


6/11/2015 3:08:30 AM


And these federal prisons just get fuller and fuller but fret not, they do try to keep the pedo population inside under control, I believe they call it shiving. It`s kinda like an abortion, only I believe you`ll find it easier to justify, I know I do. Just before you go commit your corrections, please don`t forget to pack a warm blanket, Bubba`s gonna be using it along with other stuff they`ll find at your corpse after the first night.

6/11/2015 3:22:20 AM


Do you honestly expect the rapists to get away with it?

Also, raping children, shows how fucked up your worldview is.

6/11/2015 3:22:44 AM


This is one of those quotes I feel almost should not be on here but just sent straight to the police

6/11/2015 3:30:35 AM

Grey Rook

@Ivurm : That would appear to be the appropriate response to something as horrifying as this. I dearly hope that everyone involved in this gets sent to jail for a very long time.

6/11/2015 3:31:07 AM


And that was the line.

Even if this were a joke, a simple fantasy, the ravings of useless trolls with nothing better to do than enrage people I would treat you as if you were entirely serious and I won't be satisfied until tfaddict calls it excessively cruel.

If I ever discover who you bastards are and you don't run to the police to turn yourselves in I will break you. I will subject you to every pain I know. I will take you to a world where pain is God and I am the Messiah. I will make you watch, utterly helpless, as I pull you apart a square inch of flesh at a time with a rusty potato peeler. I will break every bone you have repeatedly as I remind you how weak and worthless you are, and how much you deserve to be corrected for your behaviour. You'll live much longer than you want to, the daily application of astringent and iodine will see that you don't bleed out or get an infection and being forcefed your own flesh, blood, and excrement after you've been relieved of it will help to keep you from starving. When there's nothing left to shatter or cut away I will pull out your nervous system with hot tweezers and sit you in front of a TV with an endlessly looping marathon of Law and Order SVU so you can spend your last gasping breath knowing the kind of suffering you just went through doesn't even compare with the kind you cause or the atmosphere of dread that decent people must live with just because you existed. And because I've clearly lost my mind I'll either be dressed as Edward Cullen or wearing Disney mascot costumes the whole time. I will call you my precious Bella.

So do yourselves a favour and run for the safety of a max security prison and pray your compliance buys you enough leniency that you're stuck in solitary where only the guards get to beat the shit out of you.

Edit: Well shit, this got dark real fast.

6/11/2015 3:33:23 AM

I can't think of anything painful and horrific enough to do to these walking piles of excrement, no beating, no form of torture, could ever inflict the level of suffering they deserve.

6/11/2015 3:35:48 AM


The only harlot I see here is The PoR.

6/11/2015 3:39:11 AM


Why is this person not in jail? If they can imprison you for making a very obvious joke about shooting a school then why the fuck does this sick little shit get away with advising people to commit rape!?

6/11/2015 3:56:05 AM

Mister Spak

How often should philosophers of rape be raped?

6/11/2015 4:08:02 AM


Troll. Not worth the time and effort.

6/11/2015 4:24:17 AM


Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

6/11/2015 4:36:07 AM


Someone please tell me this is high-level trolling. I don't want to click the link.

That last shred of my remaining faith in humanity is worth protecting.

6/11/2015 5:18:01 AM

I kinda feel like this is a Poe.

6/11/2015 5:18:48 AM


Don't just stand there. Do something.


6/11/2015 5:20:54 AM


I will be sorely disappointed if this doesn't go Top 100.

@Passerby: Right on!

6/11/2015 5:29:01 AM



Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

6/11/2015 5:51:25 AM

Doubting Thomas

I really hope this is some form of satire, because if not I really lost any hope for humanity. Even if talking about raping a 6-year-old is a joke, it's not a very funny one.

6/11/2015 5:53:52 AM


Even if you aren't serious, joking about rape, especially child molestation, makes you a shitty human being.

If you are serious, fire is too good for you, you should die in acid.

6/11/2015 6:41:16 AM


Passerby: Absolutely! Go all Marv (Sin City) on him:

"I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him. "

6/11/2015 6:50:48 AM

Citizen Justin

I've been looking for a place to report this, but I can't find any link to who's running Wordpress.

Can anyone here give me a hand? Cheers.

6/11/2015 7:05:28 AM


How is this fundie?

I agree it's absolutely abhorrent and disgusting, but their motives aren't fundie-based, that person is just a scumbag who deserves to rot in prison forever.

6/11/2015 7:21:56 AM

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