++"Now we have a five year old giving advice to the POTUS."
It just irks the living hell out of you that that five-year-old is more reasonable than the whole lot of you, doesn't it? She's acting like an adult while you're ironically throwing temper tantrums like a bunch of five-year-olds.
++"Someone needs to take this girl and sit her down and explain to her that homosexuality is immoral and a abomination before God."
Why the hell would anyone need to do that? You might as well sit her down and explain to her that Kraft Macaroni is actually all that's left of an alien race of machine fungus from Neptune that survives by feeding off your thoughts while you digest it. It makes just as much sense as your crazy-ass story. Hell, it might just make more.
++"Every time I read one bleeding heart liberal articles"
How the hell do you "read one articles"? I know it's difficult enough for your sort to even read the Bible, much less other, more intelligent literature, but that doesn't mean that you get credit for reading two articles when you only looked at (and barely even comprehended) one.
++"I just want to hit the vomit button. "
Why the hell do you even have such a button???
++"The United States ought to be teaching its children Godly principals..."
But then it wouldn't be the United States. It would just be a repeat of the innumerable failed theocracies that helped to give rise to it.
That and a charred & smoking wasteland. It would be that, too.
++"...and truths that will help them make good choices in life..."
There exists no such things in your religion. On rare occasion they almost seem like they're going to start popping up but then the writers notice and promptly squash them.
++"...and not the poster child for immoral living."
Yahweh?
