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Quote# 10845

[After being given many verses showing God commanding the Israelites to murder men, women, and children, and to keep the virgin girls as sex slaves.]

No, that does not refer to them raping or having sex with them. The key is, God would not have them attack righteouss people, he had them attack sinners, objects of God's wrath.
Yeah, serve them in forced labor, as their punishment from God.

Andy, Myspace 11 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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#27326
David D.G.

Isn't it the fundie position that *ALL* humans are sinners? Why take sides?


~David D.G.

4/13/2006 10:21:55 PM

#27331
Grey Area

Onanist!

4/13/2006 11:06:57 PM

#27333
Papabear

Every single one of the men, non-virgin women and male children was a sinner and every single one of the virgin girls was not a sinner? Seems unlikely.

And, as David pointed out, the bible claims over and over and over that *all* persons are sinners. Jesus claimed that committing the slightest sin is tantamount to committing all sins. Therefore, according to his chosen religion, Andy's sins are equal to the supposed sins of any one of those virgin girls. So, would it not please Andy's God to imprison Andy and have him become big Bubba's sex slave?

4/13/2006 11:21:48 PM

#27370
NotMe

Some people should read the not political corrected bible.

4/14/2006 1:37:04 AM

#27381
Savrin

We know thier sinners, because.... Oh, thats right, they killed them. Makes sense y'know.. at least in the eyes of the ones committing genocide. :p

4/14/2006 1:59:58 AM

#27394
NonHomogenized

\"Yeah, serve them in forced labor, as their punishment from God.\"

Sounds like a euphemism for rape to me.

4/14/2006 2:30:28 AM

#27417
kmisho

Umm...

Andy needs to go on the terrorist watch list.

4/14/2006 4:42:45 AM

#27523
Berny

Just another case of one \"interpretation\" being superior to another. Andy figures we're \"interpreting\" the verses incorrectly. The problem is they're always being interpreted according to the current fundie mindset of the time, whether it's to justify slavery, child abuse, misogyny, or genocide.

4/14/2006 7:24:32 PM

#27539
glyptodon

Oh yes, rape, murder and slavery are all fine... so long as the people you're doing it to are \"sinners.\"

Wait, isn't everyone a sinner according to Christian doctrine?

4/14/2006 8:02:12 PM

#27805
Maronan

According to Christians, everyone's a sinner, but you can be forgiven by God. How do we know that the Israelites were forgiven? Because they killed everyone else. As Savrin said, it makes sense to the one committing genocide.

4/16/2006 5:42:25 AM

#124408
Adrian

So they attack sinners and doing so they become sinners. Man God hates everyone.

12/20/2006 3:43:20 AM
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