blueunicorn6 #homophobia freerepublic.com

It is clear to me that many of my fellow Americans have no clue as to what homosexuality is and what it is exactly that makes a person a homosexual. In the interest of clearing up some really rather large misconceptions, I have devised this simple test.

WARNING! Sexually explicit material.

1. You are a male homosexual if you:

A. Love your brother. B. Are a really nice guy. C. Are creative and like musicals. D. Are afraid of asking out a female. E. Willingly put another male's penis in your mouth or anal canal.

The correct answer is E.

2. You are a female homosexual if:

A. You are a really nice girls PE teacher. B. Live in a house with another female. C. Are not asked out on dates with males. D. Like cats and holding hands in front of the fireplace. E. Willingly have other females sexually stimulate your vagina.

The correct answer is E.

If you selected answers A-D on either question, then you are ignorant or kidding yourself.

Homosexuality is an act. It is not a physical trait like skin pigmentation.

It is not "just about love". It is a behavior. No male is born with another male's penis in his mouth.

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