Men it's time to MAN YOUR DICKS and FIRE UP YOUR BALLS. The slaying has not yet began. Every new family started is an abortionist thwarted, their pathetic murderous career gutterballed. Every young virgin conquered and domesticated is a wild slut that will never be. FIRE THOSE DICKS rrratatat-tat-tat like a wall of Gatling guns. BAM BAM BAM. Bag dat ass. Knock em up and take them captive. They are our other half, half of them stolen from us and the other half wayward and lost. They are OUR sheep. All you swingin' dicks RIISE UP. We live for OUR master.
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I'm sure you'll fire your dick, rrratatat-tat-tat like a wall of Gatling guns, into a tissue, because that's the closest you'll ever come to making love to a woman.
''Bag dat ass.’'
You know, this actually makes it sound like a member of ISIS discovered how to rap. Also you can’t ’fire your dick like a wall of gatling guns'' because you can’t fire your semen repeatedly* and you don’t have multiple dicks, so you can’t fire multiple shots at the same time.
*Though that kinda sounds like an attack from a action-hentai, which is probably not an actual genre. RAPID-FIRE SEMEN BLAST NO JITSU!
This sounds pretty homoerotic.
@tfaddict:
Also you can’t ’fire your dick like a wall of gatling guns'' because you can’t fire your semen repeatedly* and you don’t have multiple dicks, so you can’t fire multiple shots at the same time.
I don’t know about you, but “’fire your dick like a wall of gatling guns” conjures up a pretty painful image of rotating penises for me
And here we see the wild Fall of Equestria fan in its natural habitat, advocating for things they all want.
Seriously though, this is 31 flavors and 57 varietries of pure, unadulterated creepy.
Many women who have an abortion have already given birth to a child. Most young women who have an abortion will later give birth to a child.
What about young virgin boys? Should we conquer and domesticate them, so they don't grow up to be wild sluts like you, semen-goo.
@Hazel-chan
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Not at all! In fact, that mental image kind of takes Ibuki's mind off of how creepy this quote is!
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But seriously though, this quote is really really super creepy.
MAN YOUR DICKS
Oh would you, please? Maybe if you grappled the shaved weasel a bit more often you'd relax and stop with all this misogynistic nonsense. You certainly do sound like you need to get laid and your personalities are obviously like mosquito repellent for sensible women, so please, just whack the blind mole rat and leave us relative normals alone for a minute.
Men it's time to MAN YOUR DICKS and FIRE UP YOUR BALLS. [...] FIRE THOSE DICKS rrratatat-tat-tat like a wall of Gatling guns. BAM BAM BAM.
Wow, PUA circle-jerks are intense .
I bet this guy replies to every single "expand your penis" spam email he gets.
Oddly enough this gets me wondering what his reaction might be if his hard-drive were to mysteriously become flooded with futanari porn, each vid and comic more over-the-top and raunchy than the last. I bet it would be equal parts funny and emasculating. Or just give him a swift kick in the balls with a steel-toe workboot for his rapey bullshit. I'm not a big fan of physical humor but that works too.
Goddamn you, Razark. I'm sitting at my station right now trying to stifle the cackles.
But seriously, all octo-cock rotary-cooled penis jokes aside, this has GOT to be a parody. ...I might set up a parody account on ROK and see how long it takes them to realize.
@Passerby : @The Reptilian Jew: Oh my god that would be hilarious. Imagine the looks on their faces.image
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