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Well that was an awesome ride!!!! And I’m amazed that we are still here…

I’m not ready to give up on this one just yet, it’s too big; it’s too amazing!!!!

We’ve had the amazing signs that pointed to March 31st triumphant entry.
We’ve had the amazing numbers and the awesome timing and symbolism behind this third blood moon.

And I do believe that the covenant that the Beast will confirm has been made this weekend!!! Many of the worlds most powerful nations have made and agreement with Iran totally against Israel… Is this the covenant that the Beast will confirm?????

This HAS to be the time!!! It’s ALL too BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So with all of that in mind, I’m not ready to lay this down yet, and believe that Jesus may come for us on Resurrection day!!! Yes the blood moon may have been our 3 day warning!

I’ve been to look at the end of the Revelation 12 signs in September 2018, and the sign of the Jesus being lifted up to the throne is still there on Yom Kippur (19th Sept 2018); and if you count back 1260 days from then it takes us to April 8th, the 4th day of Passover, the day Jesus rose again, RESURRECTION DAY!!!

Do I dare to believe again?????? B-)

humble-horse, Rapture In The Air Now 28 Comments [4/8/2015 2:45:18 AM]
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shy

"I’m not ready to give up on this one just yet, it’s too big; it’s too amazing!!!!"

That's what I said the first time my husband and I did it. X3

4/8/2015 2:50:46 AM



And yet you're still here. So, no.

4/8/2015 2:52:30 AM

Kuno

All these multiple explanation marks remind me again that Sir Terry Pratchett is no longer among us. :-(

'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.' -- in Eric

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. -- in Reaper Man

'And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.' -- in Maskerade



4/8/2015 3:00:01 AM

rubber chicken

Oh goody! Another date. I'll just put it on the pile with all the others.

4/8/2015 3:17:13 AM

Swede

Sure, you can believe again, if you want to, but this time will (in all likelihood) be just as wrong as the millions of end-time predictions that preceded it.

Lots of the world’s most powerful nations have made agreements with Israel totally against the rest of the Middle East, for decades.

If you want Beasts and covenants, just look at the TTIP which will give the Koch brothers and their ultra-super-rich buddies rights to sue countries if they vote for something (protecting the environment, for example) that will reduce their profit. Who cares about breathable air, when you can put another hundred thousand dollars on your billion-plus heap of money, right?

4/8/2015 3:19:25 AM

anothga

Someone pass the popcorn. It will be fun to watch them try to explain why nothing happened at the end.

4/8/2015 3:39:41 AM

Goomy pls

I'm probably not going to believe if this is the best you have to offer me.

4/8/2015 3:59:35 AM

Mister Spak

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

4/8/2015 4:15:11 AM

Malingspann

"the sign of the Jesus being lifted up to the throne is still there on Yom Kippur (19th Sept 2018); and if you count back 1260 days from then it takes us to April 8th, the 4th day of Passover, the day Jesus rose again, RESURRECTION DAY!!!"

Nah! RESURRECTION DAY is on the birth date of Top Gear's The Stig, April 31st!

4/8/2015 5:36:17 AM

Doubting Thomas

Sure, THIS time it will really happen!

4/8/2015 6:39:09 AM

tfaddict

Well shit, he unintentionally referenced Stan Bush. I can’t be mad or bemused by this quote now. DAMN MY STAN BUSH WEAKNESS!

4/8/2015 7:03:03 AM

Citizen Justin

Was Rapture Ready not loony enough for this person?

4/8/2015 7:08:35 AM

Captain Bacardi

Psst. Hey humble-horse.

The Rapture already happened. You didn't make it.

Neither did anyone else.

4/8/2015 8:17:11 AM

Kanna

Well, if it has that much punctuation it's GOTTA be true, right? Right?

4/8/2015 8:40:57 AM

Alencon

"Do I dare to believe again??????"

No. Next question.

4/8/2015 9:32:55 AM

OHP

Lay off the fucking punctuation...... It loses its effect when you apply extra marks to the end of every sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/8/2015 10:00:13 AM

NotaReptile

I guess we'll just have to wait a week for the next bozo to make an apocalypse prediction

4/8/2015 10:01:59 AM

SpukiKitty

It's SO AMAAAAAZINNNGG that you actually know how to BREATHE!

4/8/2015 11:48:27 AM

Tempus

Didn't you hear? The Rapture was in 2012.

Exactly fourteen people worldwide were taken--a family of five in Lithuania, a couple of guys in Australia, three shut-ins in New York City, New York, three guys in London, and that weird guy in Austin, TX with the signboard I saw marching up and down the street making weird robot noises I saw when I was there last.

You missed the boat. Guess you're stuck down here with the rest of us, huh?

4/8/2015 12:08:05 PM

DB97531

Rapture in the air now? rapture ready just not doing it for you anymore?

pretty sure there is no such thing as the antichrist and rapture in the bible anyhow. but i'm sure jesus would appreciate you fapping off on the internet every time you think you have a rapture date in your head, rather than going outside and doing well, anything really.

4/8/2015 12:45:21 PM

checkmate

This HAS to be the time!!! It’s ALL too BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the same thing people think when they buy lottery tickets. They lose anyway.

4/8/2015 1:26:50 PM

Insult to Rocks

Actually, the Rapture happened already. Only space aliens were taken. Sorry.

4/8/2015 2:27:01 PM

Old Viking

Sure, you can dare to believe again. It might be prudent, though, not to mention all this in public very often.

4/8/2015 2:48:14 PM

pyro

March 31. A little behind schedule, aren't we?

4/8/2015 4:28:30 PM

DFM

Yes, apocalypse fans, its the End of the World as We Know It - Again. http://alma-geddon.com/
(begin quote)
The trouble with this theory is that it's been espoused many, many, many times before. Near-countless times before. Over thousands of years. By millions of people. Ad nauseum. And yet, to state the thuddingly obvious, they've all been wrong. However widespread the belief, however devout the believer, however precise the calculations, however unshakable the certainty, the promise of Doomsday's arrival has remained stubbornly unfulfilled. And yet, here we are in the dim, dun dawn of the 21st century, going at it again like post-modernist Chicken Littles. And if anything, cock-a-doofus-dooming with greater gusto than ever before.
(end quote)
I consider the site linked above to be the funniest site on the entire Internet.

I close with this quote by Niels Bohr: "Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future."

4/8/2015 4:56:00 PM

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